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Originally it was a story teaching people not to fuck with Dwarves, but Disney thought Dwarves were too silly.
He was later found dead of axe in the face syndrome. -
It wasn't beer, it was some girly drink they called "Wine". I drank three barrels, didn't feel a thing. It was so...tasteless...
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Everything, all at once.
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The elves need a bit more, but yeah, just about right.
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Tres Leches, Cake of Kings and Dairy Products.
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Both work. Maces also work. SPEARS ALSO ALSO WORK.
If its a weapon, and it kills good, Dorfs will use it. -
Only a couple hundred thousand. Now, the real question you have to ask is "How many dwarves have died fighting and killing all those horrors?"
"Not that many." -
Nooooo, mostly clan and philosophy. You'll have straight-up dwarves who live underground, make stuff, yell at other stuff.
Overlanders, who...live over land rather then under it.
And other such crazies. -
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Dwarfism: Natures attempt to correct a stunning lack of bearded awesome. I say they should be called hobbits instead.
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Re-curve bows made of metal would work, they'd just be considered a little off kilter when compared to the rest of their crossbow toting, gun shooting, axe throwing kin.
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Depends on the tools of the trade.
With just his bare hands, about twenty cubic feet.
With a decent copper pick, a couple hundred.
With decent steel tools? Well, they have to take a break for beer, but beyond that, they can go non-stop. -
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Maybe two barrels in an hour or so, depends on the food/women. That's ale and or whiskey, mind you. -
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Any guy who tries his hardest to make a difference is all right by me.
He also went on Mythbusters, gotta give the man props for that. -
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Dwarf
Dwarf’s Bio
I am Dwarf.
I play TF2.
I may or may not be internet famous. I'm scared.
