Organic Reproduction is nasty. :X

Lolwut?

......Weird, but no! I've gotten requests to see it, but watching Human shows is hard. Which is why I stick to simpler places like here and Twitter~ (Besides, Twitter is basically Yatter but bird themed anyway)

...If? o.o

...What's a hotel room? Is that like that weird waste depository room that I never enter? Or that room with the weird smaller room where water rains down while you rub a strange cloth over yourself? Because those rooms are weird.

Or is it like that room where organics recharge? Or that room where organics consume things? Or those rooms where I'm not allowed in, that say "authorized personnel only"?

...You organics are weird. O.o

......I don't hate any chores. I love them all. :< ...But then Misty came in and took them all awayyyyy

I am amazingly well, Mr. Human. :3 Trying out my Chain Cutter attachment. This thing is WICKED.

Technically, my fuel is perfectly natural. I require a type of gasoline made from fermented vegetables to recharge my batteries... So I guess I have no choice!

...I don't know what that means. o.o;;; ...Um. I have one nightstand sitting next to my bed. Is THAT what it means??

Technically, I could last forever without one. But removing it is a delicate operation, since it's attached to one of my brains. :3

What does laugh mean? o.o

.............what's a memory?

I don't know... field tests are always fun!

A Bicycle Built for Two... just because I know that would freak everybody out. :3

Drill tank. It's so stereotypical it hurts. HURTS.

What is a lie?

When I was little, I was big. :3 I wanted to be small when I grew up. SO I DID.

I live underground in a giant testing facility. o.o;; Seasons mean NOTHING to me. *sadface*

Hahahahaha, what's fear?

I'm just as confused as you are, amigo.