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I find the concept of a fox being able to fly in the manner of a helicopter completely implausible. As opposed to supersonic erinaceinae, which makes perfect sense.
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A vegetarian.
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Spanish. Incidentally, I am learning it. Well, I'm studying it. Learning is probably too much to hope for.
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Not at all important. I'm just not interested in having children.
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I think it can be, in very rare and exceptional circumstances such as war and national emergency. Of course there have to be checks and balances in place to ensure that powers of censorship are not abused, which is where things get tricky.
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Murder Ballads by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds.
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Pirate... Ninja... These are just labels we attach to animated meat-constructs for the duration of a pitifully short existence. They do not matter. All will die. Even the universe itself, some day. There are no "winners".
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Depends. Are there sharks in the pool? I definitely wouldn't swim in a sharkpool. On the other hand, the ocean always has sharks in it. Of course the ocean's big, so there's less chance of encountering a shark in the ocean than in a sharkpool. Unless the pool's not a sharkpool, in which case you're obviously mostly safe from sharks and I'd have to choose that.
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So far, nothing beats the World Wide Web.
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Spanish. It'd make the next three years so much easier!
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"Trick or Treatment?" by Simon Singh and Edzard Ernst. I've never been one to put any stock in "alternative medicine", but even so this was a real eye opener.
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Probably Watership Down, or The Princess Bride. I can't count how many times I read each growing up.
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Probably the United States of America, or Europe.
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That would be Nick Cave. The man's a genius.
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Ooh, I have no idea. America, maybe. Somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Or perhaps Europe. Dublin?
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Michael’s Bio
Not actually a pirate.

