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Cake of course.
And if you're out of cake? Find more.
Attempting to cleverly make this into an Eddie Izzard joke from that skit but failing miserably WELP -
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lmao neither nigga. I have school and stuff and horses and not time and also I hate people and would never have casual sex ever.
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Once. I got on it. I couldn't really balance on it stationary so I just got off before I killed myself.
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It's after five AM and I haven't slept yet.
Do you honestly think I wake up early.
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lmao definitely not. It would go something like this:
Kid: Can I have a snack?
Me: Man I don't care what you do as long as you're not in my way.
Or
Kid: Can we play a game or something? I'm bored.
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Don't be a closed minded douche canoe.
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Bummer that's considered public indecency for women in most places. Also bummer it's winter/early spring and fucking freezing.
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Holy shit I did too. I keep forgetting about it and I feel bad but life and school and stuff.
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Ummmm I haven't been on Tumblr in forever but I'm pretty sure gpoy was always my fave because some of the funniest things were on it
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Sure, if the opportunity was provided. I don't think I'll really ever make some huge massive effort to go do it but if someone invited me or there was somewhere nearby, absolutely.
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I'm very sorry about that. I miss...being...ridden? I think? Maybe?
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Whine
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I don't really think about that like ever? I don't listen to many love songs but if I do it's usually on the radio or just background music. I legitimately cannot think of one solid example of a true love song at all on my Spotify or anywhere really.
I think the really twisted or weird ones that you have to REALLY listen to in order to decipher are cool though. -
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Sit on the cat.
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Cool story brah
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Regret doing: nothing springs to mind. Unless you count the B in bio because I slacked on a test, but that's not really a regret.
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All my creys.
All of them.
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Katherine West’s Bio
Ask me a deep question, I'll try to answer it intelligently. Ask me a shallow one and I'll answer in a probably not amusing and/or dumb way.
