I wouldn't quite say I'm a celebrity... I'm just sort of known...
I'm doing well, though. How are you? In school and all that?

My friendship with everyone has. :( The interwebs just isn't as appealing to me, mate.

She's just a mate. She's got a kid with Blaise.

Sometimes, yeah.

Hi!

Let's talk then! What must we talk about?

He's alright. Not too much of a ponce anymore.

Well, my wife is Hermione so...

Um. It's a bit odd. We sort of became friends. She was tutoring me since I missed those last two years at school... Then I was there when Weasley wasn't and the rest is history.

Doing well. You?

Yes. Certainly. But my wife is far more bossy than I.

Recently? Oh well, yesterday, a young bloke knocked me over outside of Flourish & Blotts. His father helped me up and scolded him saying "Do you know who this man is?!" Apparently I'm famous because the kid couldn't stop apologising and asking for my autograph. It was extremely awkward.

Please don't give children to me and then leave. Please.

Been there. No cookies...

Hello, darling! I'm doing well. How are you?

Pretty much.

Pretty much.

Food.

Hey!

I have a tumblr. DracotheGod.tumblr.com