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I would start a cake business,and when someone ordered a wedding cake I would take great care to make sure every single tiny detail was PERFECT,then as they were about the cut the cake for the first time and Id beat both the picky bastards over the head with a bat for being unimaginative dullards. Then,Id pee on the cake.
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I think it would be Megan Fox,and I would use Curry sauce. Then,because i dont care for either her,or the curry sauce,...I would curb stomp them both while I made toilet flushing sounds with my mouth.
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Why yes,yes I do
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VooDoo priest walks into a bar,his head explodes,and then everyone has cake.
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I havent the slightest idea,I fear there is a slight Eastwood connection somewhere that can be made,and Im going to miss it.
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wtf?
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Lord no,I do not let people I do not know touch me,...NO thank you.
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The third of every month,...when the food stamp soldiers are out in force.
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It has a possibility,lol
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I usually do not plan too far ahead,so there is no need for a data organizer.
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Hands down,the old hulk tv sow,well....at least when the ending credits roll.
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Some damn Curmudgeon’s Bio
Im old,bitter,talented,honest,and I spell like a drunk toddler.
I find most tragedy funny.
I am brutally honest. I will not force my opinion on you,but if you ask Ill microwave your spleen with it.
I like cheesecake.
