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    1. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 3 Sep 10

      Deep v-neck tees on dudes: yes or no?

      Nope.

    2. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 3 Sep 10

      What does everyone think of this season of True Blood?

      It's pretty relentless. I like it a lot more than the Maryanne season.

    3. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 3 Sep 10

      I just now finished reading Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy for the first time. I'm a hag and the movie came out five years ago. How bad of a geek does that make me?

      The movie wasn't that great. See the '80s TV series instead.

    4. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 3 Sep 10

      X-Wing, Viper or Gunstar?

      X-Wing, so I can plug in my iPhone...er, R2 unit.

    5. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 4 Aug 10

      Hell is a movie theater that shows only 2012, Avatar, Jonas Bros 3D, and Batman & Robin. Are you eating Junior Mints, Milk Duds, or popcorn?

      Well, if it's hell: Probably popcorn, mostly unpopped.

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      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 2 Aug 10

      If you could choose to die any death as depicted in a movie (or TV, or play), how would you go out?

      Piles of cocaine and heavy weaponry, a la Tony Montana.

      Wait. No. I'd want to go the Yoda way: Spout something cryptic and turn into an empty bed.

    7. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 2 Aug 10

      Ellen Ripley meets Sarah Connor. Would they fight to the death or team up to conquer the world?

      No contest: They'd conquer the world and maybe even Fox News.

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      DougPiranha responded to pinkraygun 2 Aug 10

      Mercenaries are on your tail. You duck into a spaceport and have the opportunity to steal a ship and get off this rock. Do you steal the Millennium Falcon, Serenity, or Moya?

      That's a tough choice, but I think I'm going to go with: Millennium Falcon. Moya's sentient and prone to do her own thing. Serenity doesn't have a hyperdrive!

    9. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 3 Apr 10

      You have a sort of Gene Wilder look, have you ever considered a purple top hat?

      Only when I'm pimping.

    10. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 29 Mar 10

      Is 3 stewed prunes enough or are 4 too many?

      I doubt you can go wrong with zero stewed prunes.

    11. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 28 Mar 10

      What exactly are your plans for that Turkey baster?

      Nothing too evil: I'm manually giving water to Huck to make sure he's keeping it down.

    12. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 28 Mar 10

      What have you done with my cookies, you bastard? <3 Tia

      Look around on the floor. I think that's where you tossed them.

    13. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 10 Apr 10

      I was going to ask you about mushing, but now I'm curious about smooshing.

      Smooshing is 33% legal in five states, including Vermont and Nevada.

    14. Wes Platt
      DougPiranha 5 Apr 10

      What are the mathematical chances of a man, standing on one leg, blindfolded, humming the national anthem of Namibia and with his back to the target using a mirror to aim,of shooting an arrow 1000 yards and hitting a bullseye on a target?

      Never ask me the odds!

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