Question me if you wish.

Recent Responses

    1. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to InfiniteRhinos 6 May

      May the Fourth be with you as you join it! TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE! [9]

      No.

    2. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      ALL MY FARTS SOUND LIKE THIS TODAY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rMOQhL26M [20]

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59rMOQhL26M

      How uninteresting.

    3. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to InfiniteRhinos 6 May

      MAYDAY! It's May First! MAYDAY! TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE! [10]

      It is inconsequential.

    4. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to TFAAUBroiler 6 May

      Apparently, we're all still alive. Drinks for everyone! *Breaks out the high grade and the beer.* [8]

      No.

    5. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to TFPBee 6 May

      *Buzzes and beeps* [7]

      How rude.

    6. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      THE INTERNET NEEDS MORE BUTTS. [18]

      In my opinion, it does not. But will you take heed?

    7. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to DISPENSEROFDOOM 6 May

      GREETINGS, PEONS. AFTER A BRIEF STAY ON TORKULON, I'VE HAD MY PROCESSOR FIXED TO RID MYSELF OF MY FORMER BUFFOONISHNESS. HOWEVER, I'M STILL PERMANENTLY ANGRY AND HATE YOU ALL. [19]

      That quality, dear Lord High Governor, can only effectively be remedied with death.

    8. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      THE AWESOMENESS OF THIS PICTURE MAKES ALL OF YOUR ARGUMENTS INVALID. [20]

      Even your own.

    9. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      THIS IS A SPAM MESSAGE. [18]

      Your demonstrations of self-awareness are largely without redeeming factors.

    10. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      YUM YUM. [19]

      Mm, how droll.

    11. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to InfiniteRhinos 6 May

      Formspring is still alive? No! NO! NONONONONONONONONONONO! TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE! [10]

      Feel free to choke on your apparent outrage.

    12. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 May

      YO. [13]

      Worse sights exist.

    13. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to FredFredBurgerz 6 May

      *suddenly, Freds. EVERYWHERE, since Straxus hasn't been around to control them. And you can thank Unicron for their mass-producing and cloning* [14]

      *They continue to suffer critical existence failures around him*

    14. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to TFPBee 6 May

      *Buzzes and beeps* [8]

      How crude.

    15. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 12 Apr

      JEWS DID DARKMOUNT. }8^U [23]

      A likely story.

    16. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 11 Apr

      IT'S NOT PORN UNTIL YOU INVOLVE A CERVIX! }8^U [17]

      So you claim.

    17. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 11 Apr

      HI, I'M HERE TO RUIN YOUR DAY. /FARTS ON/ [20]

      Consider me unfettered.

    18. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to PlanetEater 6 Apr

      ATTENTION EVERYONE: RAF ESQUIVEL HAS HIS FIRST CHEST HAIR. [19]

      And none proceeded to care.

    19. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to InfiniteRhinos 6 Apr

      Normally, we have something witty to say before we run you all over. Let's skip that. TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE! [13]

      Also no.

    20. Shockwave
      Doublespy responded to InfiniteRhinos 6 Apr

      Did you think we were gone? April Fools! TRAMPLETRAMPLETRAMPLE! [10]

      No.

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Shockwave’s Bio

Trypticon Prison

I am a follower of Megatron and utterly loyal to the Decepticon cause. Though I am currently incarcerated, I am no less a threat than I am outside of this wretched cell.