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    1. Doug
      Doogles responded to KairosBland 15 Mar 11

      i forgot my other accout password

      IT'S A JACKAL

    2. Doug
      Doogles 10 Mar 11

      Are you gay straight bi or whut?

      Why do you ask?

    3. Doug
      Doogles 10 Mar 11

      r u wearing pants?

      Nope.

    4. Doug
      Doogles 10 Mar 11

      What is ur take on abortion?

      I'm neutral. What's with the chatspeak?

    5. Doug
      Doogles 10 Mar 11

      what r ur religious views

      Atheist with cosmicist leanings.

    6. Doug
      Doogles 20 Feb 11

      Have you ever cheated in any way shape of form?

      who are you, my mother?

    7. Doug
      Doogles responded to Formspring 20 Feb 11

      What's your favorite quality about yourself?

      Formspring Question of the Day

      The good one.

    8. Doug
      Doogles responded to MrBland 10 Jan 11

      some one asks you a question, what do you do?

      I stick a burrito in their face

    9. Doug
      Doogles 22 Dec 10

      hello how is the holiday season coming along so far? you got a matchlocal.org profile? I would love chatting a bit in depth with you.

      No thanks.

    10. Doug
      Doogles responded to Doogles 12 Aug 10

      Why don't you just ask yourself some questions?

      You know, that's not a terrible idea.

    11. Doug
      Doogles 23 Jul 10

      Why does nobody love you enough to ask you questions?

      Because I am a sad, lonely, crap excuse for a human being.

    12. Doug
      Doogles 12 Jul 10

      Do you have any scars on your body? If so, how'd you get them?

      A couple. Primarily just from falling off my bike as a kid, but I've got a tiny one on my face from when I scratched myself with my own fingernails as a baby.

    13. Doug
      Doogles 12 Jul 10

      Would you rather be a famous musician or a famous actor?

      Yes.

    14. Doug
      Doogles 12 Jul 10

      What's your earliest memory?

      Watching tv in my living room and going into the kitchen to ask my mom what she's doing.

    15. Doug
      Doogles 12 Jul 10

      If you could eliminate one thing you do each day in the bathroom so you never had to do it again, what would it be?

      In the bathroom? Shaving, I suppose.

    16. Doug
      Doogles 12 Jul 10

      What's the best place near you to get a drink?

      I don't drink

    17. Doug
      Doogles 2 Jul 10

      Would you rather vacation at the beach or in the mountains?

      Mountains. I'm tired of the beach.

    18. Doug
      Doogles responded to LorneWulfe 7 Jun 10

      Interesting, what does it say in Latin then? If it was French, I read it as "And you, Brute?".

      The Latin translation is the same, actually. It's a famous quote from Julius Ceaser, after Brutus deals the fatal blow to Ceasar. "Et tu, Brute?"

    19. Doug
      Doogles responded to LorneWulfe 6 Jun 10

      Your use of French worries me, what have you become?

      Pretty sure it's Latin, actually.

    20. Doug
      Doogles responded to LorneWulfe 5 Jun 10

      So in other words we should stab Caesar?

      Et tu, Brute?

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