Want you back 'on my dick'

HHAAHAHAHA

I hate when white people say "jawnt".

Well me and my friend were at an amusement park once. And we wanted to do something crazy. So my friend takes a tampon, and dips it in ketchup and then wipes it so it looks like a...well ya know. So anyway she's holding it in her hand and I was like "you should throw it at someone " and she was like "omg yeah! But lets do it on a ride! " so we go get in line for the pirate ship ride and the whole time my friend is holding it in her hand, she had to hold it for like 10 minutes cause that's how long it took to get on the ride. So we are on the ride and just as we are about to go downhill again, my friend chucks it to the other end of the ride where the people are facing us. And it hits a Guy right in the face LOL. And at first he was like wtf and then he starts screaming his head off and yelling "there was a fuckin tampon on my face!! " it was so hilarious, I almost peed. Its not really an embarrassing moment for me, but it was for that Guy haha. And then after the ride he ran to the bathroom and his girlfriend was like "what's going on? " lol. Just thought I'd share that.

Colleen

ID F'N KILL THEM!

Batman

Your probably 45

Stupid upper classmen keep making fun of Thomas because of loosing his fingers, its not like he purposely tried to cut his fingers off. He is not stupid, it was an accident. upper classmen can burn in hell.

Nothing its sunday

I'm on a boat "next to Zayn"
Lol lol lol

<69

Fuck kids, I'm partying the rest of my life!

Kill

If its Colleen, Ill be happy. If its anybody else, Ill puke everywhere.

My song ♥

COLLEEN!!!!!!!!!

My mom got her uterus removed… I don't think she's having a baby

That I could kill somebody and not have to go to jail for it

Shave your head