I had very normal aspirations when I was younger...a veterinarian, a doctor, etc. So I'll fast forward a bit. The weird stuff started in highschool when a teacher recommended that I become a pathologist (because "I think you'd be good at that"), and my aptitude test recommended that I become an air traffic controller (seriously).

After university I decided that I wanted to work for some sort of international intelligence agency, tracking the movements and activities of global drug cartels. This is still on my job to-do list. When I grow up I want to be a secret agent.