There, There, Anubis...There, there...

We won't let the bad Olympian God near you again...I promise.

See...He's already gone!

It will be all right.

Kevin Michael Richardson.

*Clicks his beak and looks around the library.*

I don't know what to tell you, Horus. It was here 10 minutes ago.

No.

Appreciated my dear.

Let me know if you require assistance.

In ancient times, my kind was often worshipped as gods. These days, not as often. But I have felt the wrath of the Hebrew god, however indirectly...And I fear it.

Isfet.

I am Thoth. Egyptian god of Wisdom, Writing, Magic, Baboons, the Moon, and Time.

I suppose there is the potential.

Hello?

Because I'm humble, and I am wise.

I have little interest in being the most powerful Netjer. I'd rather be the most knowledgable.

I wish that I could say that I am surprised.

I am more powerful than usual. I don't know how much more, as I seldom exercise that power.

Other than muting Set for a day. Since he's my vassal now, I suppose that I can't do that now.

Those particular birthdays. I believe you have seen enough of Set and Horus to understand why. And of course, a god's birthday is when they are at the height of their power.

I must go with Set's answer.

The Book of Overcoming Apophis is one of my finest works. Although I am also partial to The Book of Coming Forth By Day.

Sadly, yes.

Indeed. July 19th, by the Roman Calendar. In Ancient Egypt, it was the beginning of a month long feast known as The Feast of Thoth.

Yes. Now I only need to wait until March when the Egyptian New Year passes, and I won't have to deal with Horus and Set's insufferable birthday contests for another year.

A curse upon the Romans...Why did you have to give the five Children of Nut a second set of birthdays?

Knowledge is it's own reward.

Ugh...

But I have so many more important tasks to do...

Like watching the grass in the Orchard grow.


*Sighs loudly*

Thankfully, this celebration shall only last but an hour.