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I like to saaave eet aaaaaallll.
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Don't wanna spam my followers, don't want to kill my mama.
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Do I have to pick just one?
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A little boy walks into a clothes store store. He only speaks Spanish, and the store owner only speaks English. Nevertheless, being a good person and a good business owner, she tries hes best to help the boy out.
"May I help you sir?"
"Quiero calcetines."
So she picks up a pair of pants and asks, "Is this what you want?"
"No, son pantalones. Quiero calcetines."
So she picks up some shoes and asks, "Is this what you want?"
"No, son zapatos. !uiero calcetines!"
So she picks up a pair of socks and asks, "Is this what you want?"
He says, "Eso si, que es!"
"Well, if you could spell it this whole time, why didn't you?"
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Three best friends are on a yacht with their spouses. One of them is gay, the other two are straight. Due to a tragic accident, the yacht sinks and all six people drown.
They're standing at the pearly gates, awaiting judgement. God motions to one of them and says, "You have been a kind and considerate man. But you are also a glutton. You even married a woman named Candy! So, I cannot let you pass" and sends them both to hell.
He motions to the next and says, "You were always clever and intelligent, but you were also greedy. You even married a woman named Penny! So, I cannot let you pass." and sends them both to hell.
The last one looks at his husband and says, "This doesn't look good, Dick". -
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Aries. Kinda but not really totally.
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"Beep if you're driving"
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"Just keep swimming"
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My necklace and glasses.
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The word "homophobia" is ableist, but otherwise yah.
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everyone who reads this is beautiful <3
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lolspam.
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Again, not spamming, but yess.
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows ;3 (jk.)
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Blackjack! Well, when it's done. (It's my favorite because it was programmed by yours truly >w> (in C++, nonetheless)
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Sleeping. Or listening to music while reading/drawing/playing a game.
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Dinru S Farore’s Bio
I like poodles. No, wait I don't like poodles. Do I like poodles? Do YOU like poodles? Ask me anything. Beware of snark.
