Wake up, make oatmeal and hard boil eggs, start watching a tv show, eat oatmeal, retrieve eggs, begin second episode of tv show, consume eggs, take handful of pills to stabilize heart issues, put on work attire, pack gym clothes, rinse poofy bed hair, brush teeth, pack work snacks and protein shake, go to work.

Magical.

I shower when I need it; after work or the gym, or extensive sweat inducing labor, or sex.

I'm not a fan of obesity, or excess hair. I have a waterpik for flossing already, thanks.

Beat you with a rake, kick you out of bed, then go back to sleep.

Nothing against you, I just can't sleep when I'm in physical contact with someone.

I'm famous. Because I'm the Wolger.

Penis. Lots and lots of penis; all at once and all up in my business.

We talking Taco Bell subpar or McDonalds subpar?

Shoe is a blanket term for anything that you wear over your feet that doesn't fit under the boot, sock or sandal categories.

At any rate, Nikes for general wear, boots for work.

Immortality.

Yes. The first person I ever fell in love with died in my arms our senior year of high school at the beginning of December. He was pulling out into the intersection ahead of me when he was blind-sided by a hit and run driver.

It's been a long and difficult journey to get over the whole incident.

Not really. There's usually a creepy Wolger staring back at me.

We talking optics or otherwise? I have great vision, if we are talking optical. If otherwise, I have a GRAND vision for the future.

Asparagus.

Depends on the person. Personally not a fan of body hair, particularly dense forests. At the very least; butt and crotch hair should be trimmed, preferably gone.

For every fat obese hairy poorly socialized guy I see.

Does "Who's this douchebag think he is?" count?

Yup

I don't pull pranks.

I hate people who fit their stereotype. The furry stereotype, the gay stereotype, religious stereotype, ethnic stereotypes... Any kind of stereotype.