you don't need your tits, ass or legs out to be beautiful and you don't need to spread your legs for anything with a pulse.

Best friends. brothers from another mother.

woof.

because we're a nation of horny fuckers and sex is fun?

Liam Gauntlett.
Liam Gauntlett.
Liam Gauntlett.

sorry.. can't help you out there babe magnet

Yes

No, sports are for winners

I studied molecular biology and chemistry, not astrophysics.

What were you doing even looking at my mum with a boner? If you looked at her with a boner it must not be that bad or you wouldn't have looked right? So clearly the problem is that you can't keep it up ;)

YES. I'M SORRY. I'LL JUST CONFESS NOW! I WAS 6, OKAY?! I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER. I STOLE A FIZZY CHERRY COLA BOTTLE FROM ASDA. YOU KNOW THE PIX AND MIX BIT? THEY DON'T HAVE ONE ANYMORE... I BET THEY STOPPED BECAUSE LITTLE RATS LIKE ME WERE TAKING THE SWEETS. I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T KNOW! :'(

i have erect penis..

In the past week, two of my friends have committed suicide, and they didn't even know each other, they did it for different stupid reason and had a whole future ahead of them. There decision has been made and it was a very stupid one! You have a better chance than they do, you still have a chance to make it all right to be content and happy. You have people and more importantly God who loves you. Whether you believe it or not, even people that you may think wouldn't care if you were dead... well they do care, and I do too, but like I said, that doesn't even matter because you have one who loves you unconditionally no matter what.
God makes no mistakes. You were no mistake. You were put on this Earth for a reason. People love you. People care about you. Think of the people you would be hurting if you gave up now. You are beautiful. I promise. You’re beautiful, unique, and somebody, somewhere, loves you. I promise you that. For every person, there’s always another to love them, and that’s no lie. No matter how many times you have your heart broken, don’t give up. The person who broke your heart obviously wasn’t right for you. It doesn’t matter what your sexuality is. There is somebody out there for you, and I’m not just saying it. Don’t listen to anybody who tells you that you’re ugly, or nobody will love you, because they’re lying. The person who created the word ‘ugly’ was pathetic. You can’t be ugly, it’s impossible. It’s what’s on the inside that counts.

People who self harm have their reasons. Even if people they they are doing it for attention. People who pick on others for self harming are cunts. People wouldn't cut themselves for the sake of it. People do it because they feel that it helps them, some are just addicted to the pain..
I cut, I have no problem with others doing it either.

Thanks, I grew them myself.

Parkway Drive, Bring me the Horizon, Your Demise+A Day to Remember:3!
I can't just choose one, haha:).

Confession- When I was 15, I went for 3 weeks during the holidays of not leaving my room at all.. I stocked up on food and drink beforehand and brought a bolt for my door but I just blocked the door and windows for 3 weeks :O

Nu. I barely talk infront of new people.

Whatever floats your boat

Scientists have also observed homosexuality in over 500 animal species. So God made Adam, and Eve, and a bunch of super gaaaaaaay stuff.

But I respect your desire to take scripture literally and be really devout to the Old Testament, so here's a guide: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFkeKKszXTw

Enjoy incest, rape, and polygamy, you wonderful Christian you!

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