Toss up between milk and white. I've had white a lot less than the other two, but dark is a bit... odd. If I had a sample of all 3 at hand I could give a more accurate answer >.>

"Dude, give me a handful of arm hair, fifteen water balloons, and a bucket of glue. This is gonna be HILARIOUS!"

THA FUTURE copy down major stock market changes from the bast 50 years BACK TO about a year ago.

I have the brilliant ability to process hundreds of elaborate scenarios with godlike graphical detail and heartwrenching/fucking awesome emotional impact and translate that through my hands and mouth into utter gibberish and garbage.

Derp, herp and hurp are kinda 'I dont care, either works', Durr, and hurr.

Derp ftw.

HELL YEAH.

But I'd think I'd get bored after an hour or two. Stars are stars, and while I'd stare at the earth / moon for quite a bit, I'd really only go for the zero gravity environment, and even then only to spill water out of a cup and repeatedly poke at the floating sphere of OOH WOBBLY GOODNESS

A powerful villain with access to the internet, and by proxy, the evil overlords list.

"Dude,what the hell!?"

Dude I SO want some wings!

Fly everywhere, divebomb random jackasses on the street. Go barely more than running speed because of the fucking wind.

Alternative: Get clear helmet/goggles and go batshit.

Don't care. Today is my birthday! Woooo

I have never had one.

So about 18 years so far.

It's an old thing that I was an asshole about. I'm not really sure why I still have it.

There was this adventure thing and I played a sentient miniature black hole. That is an action panel from it. My command was to 'leeroy jenkins' a door, I think. I didn't quite understand how adventures worked back then so I kept repeating the 'leeroy jenkins' post when others posted and didn't understand why the image/update didn't miraculously appear out of thin air. Annoyed a lot of people and I remember it now and then and wince. ah well, live and learn.

I think the adventure was about Candlejack, actu-

I tend to use the phrase Ass-hat a lot. I don't actually do much swearing because my head isn't wired to think that anger=swear words. I mostly spout gibberish when startled, upset, or angry.

Like If I get angry, I might say: Urk! Gabugizzt! Arg!

Never eaten a Kiwi. Foods that I haven't eaten before scare me at a subconscious level for some reason, so I'm unlikely to in the future.

The above sentence may be scientific bullshit,

erm... Irish/native american/ other stuff.

:/

American.

It's technically me from an idea I had a long time ago.

Basically it was a recurring dream/fantasy in which I acquired a book that, whatever you wrote in it, came true, and I was a villain in it. Demonic me, there it is.

It looks nothing like me, no acne for one. Also my hair is pretty much brown at this point, 's been darkening since I was born. The pose is kinda goofy but meh.

Also I don't think I can actually make a good villain. I got philosophical about stepping on an ant once.

The idea itself is still pretty neat, I would kill for a book like that.

I prefer the second one, but the first one has been used occasionally.

But I think the first 'e' is pronounced a bit oddly. More heavy than air. Heir minus the h might fit the bill. Hell, it might just be pronounced the way it looks.

Why not?

It's really just the first three letters of my name coup led with the word 'monster', but then I found out that 'Der' In German is apparently 'The' so It all sorta works out. People call me Derm because of Vocal ease.

it was a nickname my dad used on me all the time. 'Dermonster the Destroyer'. I was always embarrassed about it, but it is kinda a badass name. I use it everywhere now. If you find a 'Dermonster' on the interwebs, it's probably me.

VILLAIN!