Ask me your questions about love, sex and depravity!
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So you're saying you're a pussaholic? luckily you don't need a twelve-step for that. just keep enjoying the vag, as long as you're doing it safely and with respect!
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That's funny, I used to wonder the same thing but I can tell you after several years of scientific research that the answer is not at all.
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From behind. Long feels like it's poking me in the stomach, too thick can feel like it's tearing you in two, so pick your poison. Just make sure to use a lotta lube! (God I feel like a broken record on this but lube really is a cure-all!)
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I did find it strange when I first started doing more than one guy in a week -- in the 10th grade. but if you can get past the first feelings of dirtiness, it's a great way to not get hooked on just one dick!
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A good steady fuck is hard to find. Tell him you just want to keep it casual and continue boning him. If he develops feelings for you that's his problem!
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by fucking someone else at the same time.
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it was a fairly empty transatlantic flight. the two of us occupied the three-seats near the window and no one was sitting near us. we waited until the lights went down, he sat in the middle and I spread my legs out over him like I was going to sleep, half on his lap, with the blanket on top of us. Then he stuck it in and I told him to be quick as I rocked slowly back and forth.
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A: Depends on how turned on you are by a big plastic schlong. If you really don't want it to hurt as bad -- and there's really no telling how much it will hurt, every woman is different -- make sure you're incredibly hot for your partner (even if he's plastic) and you've got plenty of lube on hand.
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Your friend is a genius. Lemme tell you something about water sports. Water is actually the opposite of a lubricant, it can be very difficult to actually get the p inside the v, so i'd stay away from the hot tub during sexy time.
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Xanax is a good nerve-killer. But it also tends to take away any sexual tension along with the nerves. I'd try listening to one of the recent Mel Gibson tapes before you tap that ass, Mel may be crazy but the one thing I learned from him is that he's just so committed!
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Yes -- have sex with someone, ANYONE. Not only will it give you more confidence, but the ones you really want will have a sixth sense about your sexy time and will wanna jump on board. If that's not an option, lots and lots of alcohol works too.
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Dildos are never creepy -- if you can handle the plastic smell of a soft one go for it. But I'd try one that's harder (glass even if you can find it) and specifically shaped for the g-spot. Then get lots and lots of porn and go to town.
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A: Depends on how big he is. Make sure you've got a lotta lube on hand -- lube is your friend. And condoms, of course!
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A: Buy a vibrator. Then practice, practice, practice! Not only will you be more confident and comfortable about your body, but men have an uncanny ability to smell the sex on a woman. Even if it's from sex with yourself. Soon you'll be fighting them off, if that's even what you want.
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Right before he slips his peen between your thighs, just close your eyes and imagine you went to dinner first. Cuz that's the only way you'll ever get a fuck buddy to date you.
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A: If he still wants to sleep with you, he can't be THAT into her. I say continue to booty-call your "B" and concentrate on putting together your A-team for the time being.
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What decade are they living in? If you being the aggressor is a turn off, time to turn on that vibe and take care of biznatch yourself. Then you'll see how fast they change their tune and want in on the action!
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