Ask me your questions about love, sex and depravity!
Recent Responses
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I did indeed. good thing i'm such a slut, she just slipped right out.
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I probably had rough sex with about 40 per cent of them.
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How many licks does it take to get to the gooey center?
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I like anything that happens in bed.
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I call that Sunday night.
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I hate all my exes and although I do enjoy the occasional rage fuck, I can't help but think they'd just fuck me then fuck me over.
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Thanks, bitch (and I mean that in the best way possible). I'm not entirely convinced, but it's certainly fun trying!
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Quadruple penetration.
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If they come back for seconds, you're at least doing something right.
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You fuck him. Then you never speak to him again. No calls, no texts, no nothing. That way, a) you get a great sex story to tell all your friends, b) you can't fall in love with him and c) you get the added bonus of seriously fucking with his ego. Celebrities can't stand to be ignored.
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You may be a little hymenally challenged but there's nothing "wrong" with you. I suggest either finding a bigger man, using a dildo or if all else fails, going to the doctor to see if he/she can break it for you.
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Unless you've given yourself an enema, you'll probably poo on it a bit the first time.
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You must have the G.I. Joe kung-fu grip! Normal? Not necessarily. Flattering? Definitely!
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The only thing you should be concerned with is your own pleasure. So don't "do it", don't even "practice" with a stand-in unless you're hot and horny and need to get stuck good. But if you want to do a little exploration on yourself, I'd start with your own fingers.
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What's wrong with a guy who's "just into the sex?" Clearly you're not getting stuck good by your current BF, so why keep him around just because you're afraid to be single? Dump him and get your freak on with this new guy. No risk, no reward. Whatever will be will be.
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the best way to make your first time "means something" is to make sure it feels great. that might be with someone you love, or just someone you feel comfortable enough to let yourself go. don't worry about being "good at it" or it being "embarrassing" You'll be far more embarrassed if you don't have a good time while you're gettin' down. trust.
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i love dudes who love my blog!
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All guys have a noise/action they make just before they cum (http://www.thegirlsguidetodepravity.com/2010/06/sound-off.html) so it's not too hard to recognize a pattern. If they blow really hard, that's when I swallow!
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I'm just a depraved bitch trying to tell it like it is -- but thanks!
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Depends how big. Personally, I'm like Goldicocks -- I like it when it's not too big, not too small but juuuuuust right.
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