I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that the answer is likely to embarrass me.

what, no pie?

My road leads to a dead end, a cemetery on Barium Road.

My road leads to a dead end. A cemetery, on Barium Road.

Why? Unless you're up in the Death zone...? Besides if you fall, it's not the fall that kills you...it's the sudden stop at the bottom

spiffy

don't eat BBQ.

Never seen either. Don't want to see either. I'd prefer to sell books, make some cash to pay off my bills before I go belly down...

Since I have never met you in person, It's got to be Twitter-city.
How close? I recognize you when I see your picture. I recognize your style of answering on Twitter. Proximity, I don't know. Over all -- I can't fathom.
3) I like the fact that you speak your mind. Even if we disagree.
4) I don't hate anything about you. Is that ok?
5) Sorry, I'm not spamming anyone with the question. I find spam difficult to swallow (In more ways than one!)

Can I choose anyone who can give me a few grand? :)

Did I forget to flush the toilet when I left? After all, I left a BIG stinkeroo....

Oh, there have been quite a few...but the most frightening was at Noon, January 20, 2009.

Can I be a Zombie, instead?

Both. And Horses.

Immaterial, as I can't hear anyway.

Trying to pay bills without money.

UR144-1. Do you get my meaning? :)

I got a lot of pet peeves. I feed them, water them, give them baths...No, seriously...One of 'em is people who cannot use simple words correctly. The other is seeing bumper stickers from the last century. Seeing an "Impeach Clinton" bumper sticker 10 years after he's left office ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF ME...

I'm not "Awesome." In fact, I don't even USE that word! Queen's English, don't cha know. (Hey, Whatcha doin'?)

Is this supposed to be a QUESTION?