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    1. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 24 Nov 10

      If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

      Beta Canum Venaticorum. Hey, you said *unlimited* budget.

    2. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 3 Nov 10

      Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

      Wait, like, angsty, sparkly, emo Twilight vampire; Whedonesque, Grr-faced, bumpy-headed vampire; or straight-up Bram Stoker, Gary Oldman, nutty-as-a-fruitcake aristocratic whackjob? And are we talking Lon Chaney, time-lapsed fuzzy-faced dude; Teen Wolf; or big-assed snarling, hulking mass of a lycanthrope?

      Either way, vampire.

    3. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 14 Sep 10

      can i put some taco in your beef

      I, umm... that, err... Huh!? That doesn't sound comfortable. And I don't eat mammals.

    4. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 27 Aug 10

      How would you describe yourself in 3 words?

      Inspirational, Celebrational, Muppetational.

    5. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 25 Aug 10

      Were you named after anyone?

      There were a lot of people named before me, yes. Seriously, though, my mom told me she named me after Dennis the Menace. She said if I had been born after 1985, my name would have been Calvin.

    6. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 24 Aug 10

      Do you want children?

      Plural? No. I can hardly eat a whole one in one sitting.

    7. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      If you could have a super power, what would it be?

      Complete control over the space-time continuum.

    8. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      What would be the best workplace perk?

      Joan Harris (Christina Hendricks)

    9. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      How would you describe your personality?

      With lots of adjectives.

    10. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

      I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

    11. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      If you could look like anybody, who would it be?

      Yes! Oh, wait. Specifically? Dunno. Just anybody else.

    12. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 15 Aug 10

      What's your favorite sport?

      Ummm... me, I guess? People are always telling me I'm a good sport.

    13. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

      "Your mom has been waiting for you."

    14. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What profession would you not like to do?

      Wal-Mart greeter

    15. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

      Photographer

    16. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What is your favorite curse word?

      Is there anything better than a good F-bomb?

    17. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What sound or noise do you hate?

      Two people talking at once

    18. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What sound or noise do you love?

      Max Bear's snoring

    19. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What turns you off?

      Willful ignorance

    20. Dennis Burger
      DennisBurger 2 Apr 10

      What turns you on?

      Reality

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Dennis Burger’s Bio

Montgomery, AL