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    1. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      Hey everyone, followers and followees, what's your honest opinion of me?

      Who are you? Haha! I sound like those working guys!

    2. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      > kiss the person physically closest to you, no matter who it is, if it is possible for you to kiss them of course

      >No lips.

    3. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      > Spend Tuesday with the personality of your 10-year-old self

      >You're not even ten yet.

    4. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      what pets do you own? (ooc [if applicable]: what pets do you own?)

      Pets? ((Two dogs.))

    5. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      how many computers do you have??

      I don't own any except for my virtual heart!

    6. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      > inspect pumpkin

      >No hands.

    7. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      > EVERYONE IS APERTURE PROPERTY

      >You already are.

    8. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      > everyone is a Vocaloid.

      >Mancrush on Gakupo.

    9. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      OK, math question, five times two.

      Fifty two!

    10. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      (how old are you irl)

      ((Classified.))

    11. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 19 Aug 11

      List these guys in order from most badass to most pathetic. Delete this if you don't know of them: Dante (devil may cry), Lara (tomb raider), Mario (super mario), Snake (msg), Red (pokemon), John (homestuck), Anonymous (internet) and Chell (portal).

      I'm the badassiest of them all.

      When I have bullets.

    12. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 26 May 11

      Clickity click click!

      Hey there stranger!

    13. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 26 May 11

      Oh,bullets?I have those.Just,dont shoot me,ok? -puts bullets in-

      Bullets! Thank God! I owe you, buddy. *Accidentally shoots myself empty*

      Seriously!?

    14. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 26 May 11

      ((Who else do you RP here?))

      ((GLaDOS (TestingAllDay), Maya from Ace Attorney, a few OC's, augh I forgot the rest. Anime characters.


      Or did you mean just portal related?))

    15. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 17 May 11

      *sends you to Superjail*

      Whaaaaat.

    16. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 17 May 11

      Hello Mr.Turret.-sneaks behind- Just stay there.No need for shooting...

      No bullets here! I need bullets! Intruder! Intruder! Aw, what ever.

    17. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 17 May 11

      Can you sing?

      I'm the best singer you ever heard. But I'm better with bullets!

    18. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 17 May 11

      *installs bullets*

      Thank God. You're a life saver.


      *Accidentally shoots them all out*

      Dammit!

    19. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret 17 May 11

      *foams at the mouth, twitches violently and collapses, talking gibberish*

      Whoa! What was that? Geez, I need bullets! Shoot that thing!

    20. Defective Turret
      DefectiveTurret responded to ConsoleKeeper 9 May 11

      :D *HUG*

      What the- I need bullets over here? Oh, for Pete's sake. This is embarrassing!

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