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I did.
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Not that fussed, really! The last celeb I had a proper crush on was probably Gillian Anderson, in the late 90s ;) I guess Millia Jovovich?
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Hmmm. Amsterdam? New York? BARNSLEY!
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"I had to, it was funny."
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I no longer require the weirding module, that's for sure.
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7 Imperial units, where we class each potential orifice once - so, eyes, ears, mouth, anus, etc (noses are a little small on most kittens). Research indicates about 500m of happiness can be achieved with the average kitten, before they burst / leak prohibitively.
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Kun Tor. I like it when he evolves into Mim Zee.
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Initially, I was created as a love-machine. However, my creators soon tired of the sound of their mothers and wives being introduced to pleasure beyond their wildest understanding and so I was repurposed as an alcohol-fuelled destructobot. In recent years, however, I have returned to my original programming and can typically be found inside your missus.
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The hearts of the innocent.
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FUDGE. Only fudge.
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Maybe. I'm told people have found a bit of peace listening to the music and I've had a few calls from people near the end of their rope, as it were. But I couldn't categorically say 'yes'.
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I've never recorded one, but I imagine you'd need to make sure your mic could handle the volume levels / get a sensible distance from it and try it from a number of different angles to see which gave the richest / throatiest sound (assuming that's what you wanted) :)
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I have no idea what either of those taste like, but I don't eat meat, so I guess cake.
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That's alreet with me, I did ask for questions :)
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My penis is called "Science" ("wanna be blinded by Science?", "I do this for Science", "stand back, I'm going to use Science", etc). My balls are called Logic and Reason. My brother's wanger is called "Truth" because apparently, "Truth hurts".
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Scott DeathBoy’s Bio
I am constructed entirely out of synthetic parts and am the one true king of all Belgium.
