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      Bitch? BITCH?!? Oh you did NOT just call my Nuna a bitch. Let's get one thing straight, you giant German unicorn freak. I am not YOUR Key, I am Jjongie's. Jonghyun who graciously shares me with Sami-nuna and Karina, even though he hates sharing me anyone. I enjoy our play dates, but if it weren't for Sami-nuna sweet talking Jjongie and keeping him occupied, WE wouldn't have anything goin' on. So if Nuna wants to get freaky in a closet, we're gonna get real freaky because she deserves it. SARANGHAE NUNA <3

      PS: You're MY bitch. Don't forget it or safe words won't mean shit next time. ;D *MWAH*

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      No. Not because I'm selfish but because I think it's cruel to give them their life back only so they can have it taken from them a second time. And on a more personal level, that person wasn't very happy in the end. He's finally at peace and it would be selfish of me to disrupt that.

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      No one wants to eat a mouse to find out what it tastes like. Also, cats don't eat mice. Just torture them and then kill them and give them to us as "gifts".

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      Because I'm betting the person who came up with the term is a perv. ;D

      Fun fact: It was probably me in another life. ... Pianist... *giggles*

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      I don't chase the sun. I live in darkness and make my own light. Or at least I'm starting to put real effort in learning to. Baby steps, baby steps.

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      Because they were dreamers. They thought if they included an eject button on the remote, we'd manage to evolve our brains so we could do telekinesis.

      Or they weren't paying attention to the design. Either way, the plan wasn't fully thought through. :P

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      As a matter of fact I have. Several times. On laundry day. XD But usually I'm in sweat pants. I've never stuck my naked bits & pieces into anything else. The zipper scares me. XDD

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      Well, after I finish freaking out... I would freak everyone I know out. Then start my new career as a crime fighter. :D

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      Neither unless Van Helsing is Hugh Jackman. Then I pick Hugh Jackman. *____*

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Sami

I iz behind you. ;D

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21; Addicted to Kpop [like a Boss]. Quite possibly too friendly. *loves on you*

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