Gary Answers Your Pokéfan Mail

Recent Responses

    1. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      RED WUZ HERE BOTH ASH AND GARY ARE LOSERS

      YOUR MOTHER NAMED YOU RED, YOU HAVE DEEPER PROBLEMS TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT

    2. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      WHY DO YOU KEEP YELLING AT US?

      I WORRY THAT ONE DAY NOBODY WILL HEAR ME

    3. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      Are you a boy or a girl? Whats your name again?

      YOUR MOM

    4. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      Dear Gary Oak, Describe your ideal woman. Sincerely, your biggest crush.

      YOUR MOM

    5. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      Hey gary, how do you get your way out when officer jenny arrests you?

      FUCK MY WAY OUT

    6. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to BrillantSnow 13 Jan 12

      How many STDs do you think you have?

      151

    7. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to BrillantSnow 13 Jan 12

      What happen to your shit Umbreon?

      DUNNO, THINK I TRADED IT FOR LUBE

    8. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to ArisElaine 13 Jan 12

      If Gary Oak was a flavor, what would it be?

      EVERLASTING BITCHSTOPPER

    9. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to RazorLeaf01 13 Jan 12

      Dear Gary, why did your grandfather think it was a good idea to send 10-year olds cross country by them selves? ~Razorleaf

      THAT OLDFUCK WASN'T MY GRAMPS, HE WAS JUST SOME CRAZY PENSIONER WE ROBBED BY PRETENDING

    10. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 13 Jan 12

      your huge girth. me. a bed. - misty

      HEY BITCH STOP TWEETING ME WHEN I'M IN BED FUCKING YOU WITH MY GIRTH

    11. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to RickRollingDerp 18 Nov 11

      Ash was here, Gary's a loser.

      U MAD? ASH NEVER EVEN ARRIVED

    12. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 18 Nov 11

      Hey gary, How are your parents doing? >:D

      WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? OMFG WHO SAYS THAT TO AN ORPHAN?

    13. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to Ryogirl18 18 Nov 11

      When are we going to see a amine about you and not about Ash?

      MY PEOPLE ARE WORKING ON AN EDITED VERSION OF ASH'S SERIES WITH JUST THE BEST BITS OF ME, WHICH IS ALL THE BITS WITH ME.

    14. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to Lobitah 19 Mar 11

      Have you fucked any of your pokemon?

      I FUCKED A HIKER'S SANDSLASH THAT WAS HARD BUT REWARDING

    15. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 19 Mar 11

      Wanna circle jerk into a cloyster with me some time?

      SURE I'LL JERK INTO THE LEFT EYE, YOU TAKE THE RIGHT ONE AND THEN WE BOTH JERK INTO ITS MOUTH

    16. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to PiXieMaria 19 Mar 11

      Dear Gary,.. my Shetland Ponyta wont evolve :( WHAT DO I DOOO?!

      SEND IT TO THE GLUE FACTORY AND GET A LESS LOSER PONYTA

    17. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 19 Mar 11

      HEY GARY WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ARCANITE?

      DIED IN A FIRE

    18. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 19 Mar 11

      What would you do if you accidentally killed someone during rough, entirely consensual sex?

      I NEVER HAVE ENTIRELY CONSENSUAL SEX

    19. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak responded to josephrei 10 Oct 10

      Are you secretly in love with Misty?

      IF BY SECRET YOU MEAN I FUCKED HER THEN YEAH

    20. Gary Oak
      DearGaryOak 10 Oct 10

      misty or may?

      UP MISTY'S ASS AND OUT HER MOUTH INTO MAY'S EYE

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Gary Oak’s Bio

IM GARY FUCKING OAK

A PORTRAIT OF A POKEMON MASTER AS A YOUNG MAN.