Depends on whether I'm in Perth or Melbourne. BAM!

Never throw lettuce at a yelling man. This is my life motto, and it has served me well.

It's within the realm of possibility.

Maybe. Will I get half your money when we divorce?

Sideways.

Right now, I'm just a typing machine. And an eater of fruit cups.

Next year, I hope!

I have friends that are girls.

Just some, as there are simultaneous tours going on. I really should have answered this question sooner. Hope you got to see Road Show one way or another!

Cooler. In real life, all I ever wear are silver one piece bodysuits and a cheeky smile.

My hair looks good all the time because I am OBSESSED WITH MY HAIR LOOKING GOOD ALL THE TIME. Trust me, it's no way to live. Become one with your hair sticking up in weird directions.

Who says I'm not already?

There is no question here. But I appreciate every one of these sentiments.

I'm on the Road Show 'til June 11. Then I gotta go home! But if you're in Hay, Griffith, Goulburn, Nowra, Canberra, Coonamble, Dubbo or Wollongong, I'm still headed your way.

There is EVERY chance I would could to Ireland! Maybe post Edinburgh.

Ask this question.

So long that I started eating fish again.

I chow down on two sticks of butter immediately before every gig. Just my little pre-show ritual...

My response will be "OMG YES."

Not at the moment. I'm in Australia 'til mid June, then Canada 'til late July, then Edinburgh for the month of August. Maybe this fall?