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I send out so many Hellhounds a month that I don't even know who you might be. But let's see... Did you recently say anything to me akin to "How high were you when you wrote/drew this?" or "I want what you're smoking!"? That'll gets a hellhound. Or leading me to believe you're interested in commission something awesome and decently expensive from me and then disappearing and failing to respond when payment time hits, that gets a hellhound too. If you're a wailing child in a restaurant that I enjoy, that definitely gets a whole pack of hell hounds!
But if you want a surefire away to get the hellhound called off, I highly suggest buying Voodoo Walrus Volume 1 PDF! You you do that, I'll love you and counter act that hell hound hit. That's not blackmail by the way. Just honesty. -
While the DayStar of Hate shines, I retreat to a special box that bathes me in super cleaning glow-stuff and makes me dream of industrial demon rituals.
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Depends. Do you read comics? I create comics. You should read my comic Voodoo Walrus at http://voodoowalrus.com ! You should read it and then buy our Volume 1 PDF collection! http://voodoowalrus.com/?page_id=2245
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Only awesome when they're silly.
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No. I'm the one that attendees gather around for good company and interesting conversation when they finally get sick of the life of the party being an aggravating prat.
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Only hang out with crazy bitches for as long as you're getting something out it. Bail out as sooner as the crazy goes off the deep end. Establish an online artist presence yesterday.
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I'm doing so right now in response to this question. I can also wiggle my ears back and forth and bend only the finger tip portion of each finger while the rest of each finger remains perfectly straight. Yes. I have awesome finger skills.
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What a terrifyingly creepy question. That wouldn't be love. It would be mental takeover. Congratulations. You're one step closer to being a supervillain. Or a United States politician.
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Seriously? That's a closed minded and offensive question to me. Throw in a third option of "infamous artist with cult following" and then we'll talk.
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Cake batter flavored milkshake.
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Immediately perform surgical removals of all "friends" from your life who seem intent on making you miserable. They'll be gone in 5 years anyway. Better, sexier, talented ones will replace them. Retail hell will end soon, as will the steady, easy pay. So save your money. Don't waste it on stupid fuckers. Keeping making art. Keep making comics. Only obsess over World of Warcraft until you befriend a pretty, geeky girl from Vegas who makes lovely art and knows things. After that, ditch it completely, It's not worth the hassle. And invest in a fucking external back up harddrive you dense motherfucker.
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It varies. Vito's for pizza. The Crazy Greek for general Italian fare. And sometimes when the mood strikes me, this little place in the city that manages to operate under the radar and serve up only the finest cuts of longpork.
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By drawing while in the company of beautiful women who are dressed alternatively and capable of maintaining interesting conversation with me as I draw comics and surreal monster thing.
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Sure. Makes perfect sense to believe in aliens. Do I believe that they managed to traverse the brain crippingly long distances of cosmic void to visit our little world that is basically in the boondocks of our own galactic layout? Heh. Haha. Hhahahhaha.
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Only the accidental vivisection scar. Luckily I woke up before the embalming fluid was ready.
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Grymm Grymmowski, artist of the Voodoo Walrus webcomic. I'm following you because I enjoy your various works and enjoy your thoughts on various matters.
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Lady Gaga is a benevolent, talented force of utter supervillainy. The outlandish costumes, the faceless followers and minions, the skintight leather and latex and odd body mutations and little cybernetic bits. Its all right there. She's a supervillain who dabbles in demonology and sings music rooted in some of the styles I remember from the early 90's and I totally approve of her.
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Grymm Grymmowski’s Bio
Freelance artist and co-creator/artist for the Voodoo Walrus comic. I'm snarky, weird, detest small talk, and hate most of current pop culture.
