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    1. Sean Coincon

      People had mute buttons; if someone said something staggeringly stupid or went on a XBox Live 13 year old rant, you could just mute them in your head. Doesn't really address the problem itself, but then... some people would rather not be helped.

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      I'd go with the Utilikilt, but I'm pretty sure the can of cream corn with no label I got from my uncle is the champ.

    4. Sean Coincon

      Unseen Academicals by Terry Pratchett... the writer I aspire to someday roughly emulate. Honestly, I'd be content to get him to sign my dogeared copy of Thief of Time.

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      Either Burt Reynolds or Jessica Simpson, both of whom I have given a massage. Professionally!

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      Television (slain by the internet), religious fundamentalism (slain by education) and dive bars (slain by online dating). Sports bars, however, will remain the last bastion of all three.

    7. Sean Coincon

      Cosmo. It's like an enemy on the battlefield sent you an illustrated guide to all their plans. With appendixes!

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      Definitely night... though it's not unheard of for me to awaken before noon.

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