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i don't believe in it at all really. although it'd be great if the world was like supernatural and there was ghosts everywhere.
but i don't think there is anything. -
rihanna, obviously. and she'd be off on tour a lot, so the others wouldn't get too annoyed with her.
zooey deschanel, obvious again. and she'd be away on films a lot too, so there wouldn't be too much jealousy there either.
sophie dahl. i only heard of her from that new tv cooking programme, but she looks like she'd be fun, and she can cook, so i wouldn't have to. and as the others would be bringing in all the money, she could basically just be the house cook permenantly and stop being a celebrity. i also she'd be likeable to everyone, as she's a posh english woman, so would at least pretend to be nice. she's probably quite good at cleaning too.
fourth one is a toughie. maybe whoever the richest woman in the world is? i know the others all have a lot of money, but i don't think any of them have enough to afford to build a space ship, which is what i'd really want, and have a mega rich wife would be an easier way to go about it.
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alan davies, hahahahah. not really, he's a cunt when he's not being creek.
in an ideal world, joshua jackson, because he's well cool as pacey in dawson's creek and as the kid in mighty ducks. or harrison ford or kevin costner(for obvious reasons), but it'd have to be a bit of a prediction on my life, as they're well old now. -
definitely midget. downs would be terrifying, spacker strength and all that. at least you couldn't get beat up by a midget.
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when i worked a summer for an engineering company during the summer of my second year of uni. it was awful. i worked 7-6, and it took the best part of an hour each way. although there wasn't much actual work, it was long hours.
the worst part was when we were working on fixing up a connection to an existing drain/sewer that was still in use. we had to walk through human shit and used tampons, up to above our ankles. i was nearly sick a lot of times.
i did it for the experience/money/it was an easy job to get. -
i can't think of any band i've listened to in 2010 that i hadn't last year. i've been really shit with music recently.
i only listened to cheap girls towards the end of 2009, but have been listening to them loads recently, they're great. -
i can't remember any questions i've been asked on this really, i only rememebered about it because of gareth on twitter.
i'd probably ask george lucas to either stop making shit films, or make star wars like it used to be, or to do the star wars tv series.
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drinking too much and shouting at people and then falling asleep?
i used to be able to make it look like i could rotate my tounge 360degrees, but i doubt i ever did that at a party. -
i thought i was ages ago, but i think that was just me being stupid. so, no.
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i'd love to live in canada, specfically vancouver. it looks like such an amazing place, it's right on the sea, but there's mountains right behind it, and then all the wild forests everywhere.
i'd like to live in a fairly modern design house, with windows every where, right on the sea front. it'd be amazing.
i've always wanted to live by the sea, if not vancouver, then i think cornwall would be nice as well. although it might get a bit dull down there. i don't want to live by the sea in the north, that would just be depressing. -
my childhood was great.i lived in a little village called chorley (not the part of manchester) and was mates with all the kids there, age didn't really matter, there was 4 year olds and 14 year olds we'd hang out with.
there was a village hall next door to me, and behind there was a field that everyone was allowed in, so we always used to play football/games behind there. and there was trees round the outside, so we'd climb the trees and stuff. and go camp out in tents in there over the summer.
not really friends with anyone from there anymore, if i see them on a night out, i'll chat to them, but other than that nothing. i moved away (only a few miles, but enough), when i was about 13, so after that i barely saw any of them, because nearly all of them went to a different school. -
someone asked me what my favourite joke was a few weeks ago on here, and i really don't know. i'm not very good at jokes.
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that's a strange and difficult question. i'm trying to think of any disney characters that have curly hair, and can't think of any at all, let alone male ones. i'll go with sully from monsters inc, he probably shouldn't count though. and i can't even think of a decent back up, maybe little john from robin hood?
personality wise, i again don't have a clue. i don't even really know what my personality is like. i'll go with robin hood or aladin though, because they are both cool. -
is it five things? i always thought it was three? do you not want to call them "pieces of the world", or something equally stupid?
1) architects, they do my head in. they go to uni for 7 years, think they know everything, and they really don't. i more mean architects on shit things, like warehouses and supermarkets. they aren't even really needed on those, they just fuck things up. proper architects are good though, ones that design nice buildings, and have a clue how they could actually be built.
2) Football manager. a bit of a left field choice, but i've wasted so much of my life playing this, and it pretty much only ever annoys me. fucking derby having 20 shots on target in one match against me last night, fuck off, that couldn't happen in real life. and at least if it was in the vault, i'd know i could never play it again, so i could forget about it.
3) idiot drivers. there's so many of them. whether it's not indicating when it's required at a roundabout (either too early, too late, or not at all). being an idiot and stopping at a roundabout when it's not needed. going up the outside lane when there's a traffic jam and then cutting in at the front of the queue. going 70mph on the outside lane of a motorway. going below the speed limit anywhere. i'm quite an angry driver, but it's only because other drivers are fucking morons.
4) FIFA (not the game). the rules of football need a complete going over i think (well, not complete, some are fine), and if it started at the top, then uefa and the fa would have to get fixed as well. things like the shit new offside rule, referees not understanding what a foul is or isn't, not being able to challenge a yellow card after the game, not being enough post match punishments. all that kind of stuff, if it was redone all again, could be fixed fairly easily. i'll happily take charge. oh, and it would mean getting rid of/killing sepp blatter, which would be good.
5) awful bbc family friendly sit coms. i don't understand why they aren't allowed to do real, funny sit coms that involve swearing or anything at all risque. like that awful uni thing we watched the other week, because obviously no student swears at all, and they don't just get really drunk and things. it's just pathetic. don't bother making them if they're going to be that shit. -
albums would be incredibly hard, and this list will probably be wrong.
the magnetic fields - 69 love songs. it's 69 songs, so it's a lot of music.
atom and his package - hair debatable, this is a spur of the moment choice, but again, it's got lots of songs on it, and i used to love this album so much.
bruce springsteen - nebraska, probably my favourite of his, and i'd have to have at least one by him.
nofx - punk in drublic, probably my favourite punk album ever.
meatloaf - best of, i've been listening to meatloaf quite a lot recently. there's some great tracks.
frank turner - love, ire and song + the first three years. it's in one box, so counts as 1 album. again, shit loads of songs, and i've been listening to him a lot since the summer.
good luck - into lake griffy. probably my favourite album of the last few years. incredible.
latterman - no matter where we go. i always forget how great they are.
Book - hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, a trilogy in 5 parts. it's really long, and has lots of different stories, so it'd keep me interested at least.
luxury - does an ipod count? if so, i'd fill that up with music and books and films. it'd have to have infinite battery life i suppose though.
if that doesn't count, then it'd be a selk bag.
also, addendum to the cancer question. if i was really that rich, i could pay someone to cure cancer, so basically, i'd be doing humanity a favour anyway. -
i wouldn't really want to be loved by millions, it'd be really annoying not being able to go about my daily business. but i'd really like to be a really rich. and i suppose if i was really rich, i'd be able to buy security people to just make a path for me to go to the shops or whatever.
it would be good to cure cancer, but i think knowing that no-one would ever know what i did would make me go mental, and i'd end up killing myself.
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probably 191 cardigan lane. it used to be a great house for lots of reasons. it was in a perfect location, loads of people lived in hyde park/near by still then. lived with good people, and ian was downstairs as well, which was fun. being a student still made it a lot of fun as well, just doing nothing/getting drunk/watching sports all the time. it was a great house. just a shame the year ended a bit shittily really.
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The thing I regret most is probably losing touch with my home friends for a few years whilst I was at uni. It's good now I can afford to go home every other weekend and hang out with them, but i'm still annoyed at all the times I didn't see them when I could have.
I also did some stupid shit when I was 16/17 that I regret, but that's ages ago now, so I've forgotten most of it. -
Probably the jeff stelling book that my sister bought me. I was planning on buying it after Xmas anyway, and it's hilarious.
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I think I'd have to agree with you. Villa are on tv enough, and I think I'd die without the world cup.
A tougher one would be tv/films (no football on tv) vs football, tv included. I'm really not sure which I'd pick.
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Dan Friel’s Bio
I live in leeds and am about to be jobless.

