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    1. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 16 Jun 11

      What word or phrase do you use too often?

      Formspring question of the day

      "Asshole."

    2. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 14 Jun 11

      What's the worst injury you've had, and how did it happen?

      Formspring question of the day

      Broke my wrist in grade 5, and I fell during gym class.

    3. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 14 Jun 11

      Name one person better than Conan O'Brien. No. You can't opt-out.

      Better in what way? Comedy? I'd have to say either Johnny Carson or Robin Williams.

    4. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jun 11

      What does your average day consist of?

      Formspring question of the day

      Eating, watching TV, walking Conan, sleeping and eating. And sleeping.

    5. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 7 May 11

      What celebrity do you most resemble?

      Formspring question of the day

      I heard B.J. Novak.

    6. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 30 Apr 11

      What's your favorite sport to play?

      Formspring question of the day

      Probably wall climbing.

    7. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 28 Apr 11

      Who's your favorite character on The Office?

      The Office Cast and Crew

      No, it's not original, but I gotta go with Michael.

    8. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner responded to Formspring 20 Apr 11

      What tech gadget do you want to buy next?

      Formspring question of the day

      BlueRay player.

    9. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner responded to Formspring 10 Jan 11

      What's the best thing that happened to you in 2010?

      Formspring Question of the Day

      Meeting Conan O'Brien!

    10. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      If you could have invented one thing, what would it have been?

      Fire.

    11. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      Would you rather have the ability to fly, or the ability to breathe underwater?

      Fly.

    12. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      If you were offered the job of U.S. president would you take the job?

      Absolutely not.

    13. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      If you could only watch one TV show what would it be?

      "Conan" or "Lost".

    14. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      What would be the best thing about being a vampire?

      You always have a bed.

    15. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      What was the best concert you went to?

      Conan's Legally Prohibited Tour

    16. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      If you could go on vacation for the next month with an unlimited budget, where would you go?

      New York or London

    17. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      Who's your favorite musician?

      The Beatles and Queen

    18. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 8 Jan 11

      If you had your own talk show, who would your first three guests be?

      Conan O'Brien, Quentin Tarantino and Johnny Depp.

    19. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner responded to Formspring 3 Jan 11

      If you could be any animal, what would you be?

      Formspring Question of the Day

      A sloth, or a lama. Or a dog.

    20. Dan Kempner
      DanKempner 30 Dec 10

      Do Dump Marry; Josh Morry, Shea Lerner, Hadera Short

      Do Morry, Dump Hadera, Marry Shea.

Dan Kempner

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A Canadian student on his way to become a teacher, though deep inside is a screenwriter.

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