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    1. Christopher Bohler

      I was born with taste. I have an abundance of good taste, but I don't think it's anyone's business, What the fuck are "moral values"? Is that what happens after you knife that stripper with the glass eye? 50 bucks for a skull fuck is just too much.

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      I wasn't allowed to play with G.I.Joe when I was a kid because my mom didn't want me to think war was a game. Because of that I don't have much of an attachment to the line. Transformers were always neat, but I liked Voltron more. I guess the short answer is Transformers.

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      Let me start by saying this is both a fair and balanced question. I am so awesome because I am made of stars and was born out of the unlikely union of Chernabog (the devil from Fantasia) and Susan B. Anthony. I matured in the center of the universe until the time came for me to ride a luck dragon to Earth. My arrival caused the internet and Mountain Dew (You're welcome, gamers). I am also awesome, because I'm so fucking humble, despite never having to eat humble pie.

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      A paleontologist. I loved dinosaurs and read books for adults by Robert Bakker and others at the age of seven or eight with a dictionary next to me.

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      It really depends on the show. Action show (24, Burn Notice)? The villain. Sitcom? The sidekick. Reality Show? The hapless bystander.

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Christopher Bohler

Atlanta, GA

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I'm a query disguised as a man. Soon the mask will slip and all around me will wonder

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