Name the funniest joke you've ever heard.

*Takes advantage of her absence to leave three eclairs he purchased for her, along with a little note*

"Have some candy on me. Your move, Pinkie Pie. Let the game begin."

*Grins* You know what /else/ is boring?

Doing ^shitty^ chores.

*Gives her some money* You say "Thank you for coming, have a nice day."

*Split second Quail* Oh no. I insist on paying. Just because I'm on an allowance doesn't mean I will take charity.

*Chuckles* Kind of funny when you realize I give that allowance to myself.

Fuck yeah! *Realizes what he just said* Er...sorry. That one wasn't on purpose...

Stop tapping me.

Which kids are those? ^Shit^

Watching one's words is rather difficult without writing them down first.

*Mutters* ^Shit^

*Looks at the notice, then mutters some naughty words under his breath in Cerynian*

^Well, shit^.

*Back to Pinkie* Well, thanks for the tip-off. Guess I'll come back later.

....*Drops the accent*

Seriously?

*Saunters into Sugarcube Corner...while wearing shades*

Yo! Pink Stuff! I'm a-here ta get me some cupcakes, ya feels me, mah mare?

*Sundried looks up, gathers his dignity, all the arrogance and power a dragon-turned-pony can muster, sure in his knowledge of magical prowess and strength, predatory power and cunning, and sheer refuge in audacity. he pulls all of this into a cloak of superiority around himself...*

*And utters one terrified squeak*

*Meeps and makes himself small*

The last time it was my turn to do laundry. Duh.

*Still trying to find New Moon during recess, just to apologize*

*Giggles in his bed* Ooh, this gon be gud.

*Then he tracks her down at recess the next schoolday*

*Knocks on her door*

Yes. Good idea. *Iris out*