I've been to Brunei, Singapore, Thailand, Taiwan, Vietnam, China and a little around Malaysia. Furthest place I've been to? Beijing.

Ok, you have a few choices to choose from!
1) A light saber (the real deal to fight off burglars)
2) A year supply of Japanese rice seasoning (lmao I could get bald)
3) An ice cream cake? (I never had one)
4) Two dishes of salmon sashimi for myself

That's all I could think of. You can pick one wtf. If you want to get me a cake make sure it's freshly made wtf and no birthday songs ok wtf.

It has always been in the back of my head but never strong-willed enough to actually start again.

Unless... You're the very few who matter to me, conversations with me can be as entertaining. :p

Wing.

Yes.
You? Busybody.

I hope your tits are calm.

I don't know about you but I hardly bookmark things.

What.

HAHAHAHA FUCK YOU WHAT, HOW DO I PLAY WITH HAIR?!

So random but ok.

The former, of course. The latter comes naturally.

What's the use of a keyboard if you don't put it to full use and improve your punctuation?

Sounds like a plan.

True that.

6580, my student ID number.

Actually, I try to make them cry.

Two can play this game! I'd have a toilet bowl with your face permanently painted on with your mouth wide open. Forever and ever, baby.

Yes, because that's where I keep my secrets.

Yea man, that bitch.

I'm done with your poor punctuation.