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I'm not T-bone, Tiana is. I'm Malebox.
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There's a lot of them... But mostly this one!
Chapter 1 of the Chronicles of Stupidness:
A blackberry yodeled on top of the mountain of stop, where pop with a hop went Baby Bob and Bob went bop with a pop atop the mountain of stop! A storm of rainbow lemon drops shot out of flying silver clouds with lightning bolts made of sugary hand sanitizer and a wad of tissue paper mold started growing out of a sombrero that was on totally headless joe. Thick wads of duct tape sprouted out of a rabid raccoon's purple nostrils and evian water bottle while on system of wings of the wind the stupid bird flew low in the sky and got high on sharpies. And then it started divulging secret secrets of the most secret important secrets to the banana king! The lava lamp which had google eyes ate the rocking chair who spilled a jar of eggnog on a bright blue pokemon platinum cheat book which has little dots and zits and porcupines and swallows and cherries and music stands on it. But because of the banana king and the divulged-secrets-that-were-not-supposed-to-be-divulged the million year sloth which is the commander of the XDs and kind of like Palpatine in Star Wars, wanted to execute order 9,192,948,295,849,224,394,109,410, which is to make the XDs go to war! Under the ocean blue, in the land of lush seaweed and underwater plant life that does not exist anymore, the awkward iguana with corndogs jumped out of the trash can. The blading porpoise who races go-karts saved Burblebee and Borkelfish from the devious venus flytrap! -dramatic music plays here- Then the thousand year old elephant comes and stomps on all of them! Happy end! Then Bob the Bieber brought the Monkeybots over to planet Earth, from a different galaxy called Jellybellies. Little funny skeleton models jumped up and down in front of a Chinese public toilet. One fell in and drowned to its death. Suddenly there was a bright colorful explosion like the ones that happen if you add emergency eye wash and cytosine together! But I've never actually done that, because cytosine is in DNA. The rabid racoon with purple nostrils will conduct the experiment on Tuesday, June 4th! But this year's June 4th is on a Friday, so funny bunnies will come over to play with Rubik's cubes until they become of age so they can apparate to Madagascar with hula hoops and Snorkelfish, who needs to go there for a Chow Team competition. The swirly stuffed dinosaurs slipped on pink converse and flip flops, and went to the local fruit store to buy jolly ranchers and crowbars. Black erasers make me think of diet coke cans, because emptying the trash makes me laugh, but soda sloshes in my stomach. Then I gurgle and hiccup!
Funny tweezers twist orange crayons because staplers like to go 'omnomnom!' and dance off to the popsicle market for Krispy Kreme doughnuts, even though they don't sell them, they only sell fish. Wilting pink paperclips marry bright blue gluesticks, which rhyme cause they're awesome, like the purple dinosaur icons that you can get and put onto candybar. Well, actually they're orange. Bye Kitty has a newborn sister called Bye Bye Kitty! For mystical reasons, it is even uglier. Bye Bye Kitty comes from the Stone Age, but we're not sure what gender it is. Scientists are checking for signs of warts, because if it's a wart, it might be a stone eggshell. -
Erm... hard to say, all my shirts are pretty old. But I guess it's one of the pairs of socks that I got from my brother when his feet grew too big for them, back in elementary school.
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I like rock, alternative, pop, soundtrack stuff, yeah. A mix of stuff!
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A 'Free Hugs' sign from this random kid at the dance. I got the most hugs I'd ever received in 2 hours!
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I don't watch TV a lot. But Taylor Swift is the most overrated singer ever. Seriously, Kelly Clarkson or Carrie Underwood have better songs... But she's okay. Just overrated.
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I'm exceptionally bad at math. LOL (not the other math, clarey)
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BOIL 'EM, MASH EM, STICK EM IN A STEW!!!
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T.T.’s Bio
I don't like my real name, Tiffany, so I stick with my initials, TT. I love art, reading, and music. I'm going to study biology or physics when I get older. :)
