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Is this a real question? My vaccuum gland is defective. Has been from birth. The doctors said I'd lead a normal life... I guess they were wrong.
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Well, in the old Imperial System of measuring work, it would be the eqivalent of 2.4 fucktonnes or 16,000 shitloads of work.
More accurately, it could be described as "my typical week". -
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If by "cuddles" you mean piercing, scathing sarcasm that would rip the skin off of a cow's udders... No, no you can not.
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My supervisor, because she's never around! A-ha!
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Are you asking what my most favourite hobby is, or what my most favourite memory is? Given that you have "past time" as two separate words, I can and shall assume the latter. Once when I was a wee lad, my grandfather gave me a magical ring. On it, it read "destroy please in big volcano mountain". So I took three of my friends, well, one friend and two people who tolerated me, off on a mystical adventure. There we saw Vulcans and the results of Greenpeace's secret genetic experiments. Also, a mountain fell on an old beardy guy, and some malnourished midget kept trying to pickpocket me.
Anyway, a few weeks later, we tossed the ring into the fire. Then I took a nap. I woke up to find that the midged had stolen my wallet, and my friends ditched me to go to a strip club.
The end. -
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I think I don't click on comic plugs through formspring.
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My keen sense of internets tells me this is a spams!
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I wanted to be a cartoonist for a little while. Then I went through this "I want to be writer" phase. I am now re-living those feelings as I sit in a lab and wonder "How the fuck did I get here?"
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Oh, I read all kinds. If there are stories, I prefer good artwork to accompany it. If it's gag-a-day, then the art doesn't matter as much to me.
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I'm filthy busy trying to organise moving at the moment, so I haven't had time to read any new comics. It'll be back, I just have no idea when.
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Another pun. We're glutens for punishment.
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Directors will do anything to get beneath the crust of their characters' personas.
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People probably won't appreciate their ingenuity. What a pita.
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No need to apologise, I'm not croiss(ant) with you.
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Bread puns? More like buns! A-ha!
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I've gotten a rise out of a loaf before.
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That's not a question. But I'll take a look. :p
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Coyote Trax - Dave Kirk’s Bio
I write words. Sometimes I read them.
