WHAT DID THE PARAPLEGIC CHILD GET FOR CHRISTMAS? CANCER.

BLOWUP DOLL

The bones of children

I got blood on my hands
because there's no remorse
I got blood on my dick
because I fucked a corpse.

My dad's a professional photographer. You people have no Idea what it's like growing up with a dad who's a pro at the picture taking. Countless hours of my child hood spent in the basement, which he used as a home studio, modeling. I didn't model for the fact that I'm good looking, granted through the courtesy of my parent I was given the pretense. No, instead I was used to test lighting levels, and new techniques my dad was trying out. Funny, my sister was featured on billboards. But yes, my family has too many pictures.

oranges.

Yes. I swear as a young child I dreamt of the video game Warioworld for the Gamecube. The exact trailer that was broadcast on tv. So, when I was older and saw the trailer my mind melted in my skull.

Sometimes, but mostly never.

Ugly stick

Punking kids leaving daycare for their Cheetos

Yes.

Mow everyone's lawn

Fatherhood by Bill Cosby

Pokemon Sapphire/ Final Fantasy Tactics.

Pencil shavings.

More afraid of falling, rather than the height.

Got bugs in the carpet.

Pack of smokes, for my health.

I would only be interested if you could slide around as Jabba.

I wear chairs