Oh, good.

I'm just here to unsubscribe from formspring emails. If you like, I can be found at my tumblr.

It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire.

Well, I'd probably laugh in shock. The spontaneously exploding duck would be more intriguing and shocking than the bomb-belt duck, which is somewhat more abominable. And I am how I am.

That song is both boring and annoying.

I feel like this is a huge set-up for an amazing pun, but I'm feeling too dull to complete it.

Have I just witnessed such a thing, or is this presented to me as a hypothetical situation, as now?

Ah, my formspring died because I give boring answers!
People, I'm an eccentric, not a lunatic. You're more likely to read something worthwhile if you're not blowing my mind. You'll have reasoned responses instead of the sound of splattering brains.

It's possibly good, but probably bad, that I have no idea who you are or what you could possibly be referring to. I think I've avoided being mean altogether rather well, for a few years. Otherwise, I'm sorry, I guess?

Asphodel, clock bell, new car smell, ballistics gel, Abravanel, hard sell, carousel.

It always does. And I somehow didn't mention Piper Perabo in that previous question! Piper Perabo and Eugene Hutz would be oh my god.

Ah, hm, I suppose. Which party is the middle 6? They'd be ... attended by two people.

Ne'er before have so many whores been so good at StarCraft at the same time!

Simon Bolivar, coffee, and Hugo Chavez! What's not to like?

That works for two, but not three. Just saying. Make this work.

Lena Headey and David Tennant? Felicia Day and Anderson Cooper? Lilia Gildeeva and Vladimir Putin? I think I'm joking with the Russians there. Ooh, Jacob and Jacob in a dress :3

I was aware, but sadly this too shall pass. Only 6896 questions until 6969, though. Something for you to look forward to.

What do ccTLDs do, really, but balkanise the internet? It is rather fitting.

I'd like my ass in other people's pants rather more often, if you know what I mean.

Dude don't make me cry @_@

Enjoy your HIV, South Africa.

A bit of both. Here's a secret: the encyclopaedia starts out blank. It's kind of like the Matrix, but all the leather is on books and boots. And I don't like people wearing sunglasses unless they're driving or something. You get a gold star for your spelling!