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    1. Dan
      ComradePigeon 4 Feb via Spring

      What is your favorite month of the year?

      None of them, they're all shit.

    2. Dan
      ComradePigeon 4 Feb via Spring

      What do you think of Justin Bieber?

      A disgrace to music

    3. Dan
      ComradePigeon 4 Feb via Spring

      Do you like to dance?

      No, I have 2 left feet

    4. Dan
      ComradePigeon 4 Feb via Spring

      If you could only watch one TV show what would it be?

      Toss up between adventure time and regular show

    5. Dan
      ComradePigeon 4 Feb via Spring

      How often do you use a computer?

      Too damn often.

    6. Dan
      ComradePigeon responded to krisstraub 31 Jan via Spring

      Who are you? Why are you following me?

      Uhm, nobody special. I like chainsawsuit... I feel like an awkward stalker now.

    7. Dan
      ComradePigeon 22 May 11

      Will you miss me?

      Perhaps you should tell me who you are

    8. Dan
      ComradePigeon 22 May 11

      Heard you're leaving, how am I going to cope without you? :(

      Quite easily I hope. It's only me, I'm nobody special. :)

    9. Dan
      ComradePigeon 10 Apr 11

      I think I saw you in the Rake the other day? Could be wrong. Small world.

      You probably did. Who's this?

    10. Dan
      ComradePigeon 10 Apr 11

      Do you enjoy living in the UK?

      Nope, not really.

    11. Dan
      ComradePigeon 10 Apr 11

      Do you have any weird celebrity crushes?

      Nope, not really.

    12. Dan
      ComradePigeon responded to Formspring 31 Mar 11

      How much sleep do you get every night?

      Formspring question of the day

      It's never enough.

    13. Dan
      ComradePigeon 16 Mar 11 via Spring

      Do you take heart that the Josef Fritzl case shows that there's someone for everyone?

      Eh, my cellar is full of booze, no room for a hostage child

    14. Dan
      ComradePigeon 16 Mar 11 via Spring

      Have you ever had a reason to go on Embarassing Bodies? Or have you ever met someone that should?

      Yeah, even with clothes on I'm embarrassing

    15. Dan
      ComradePigeon 16 Mar 11 via Spring

      Have you ever had an affair? Would you ever consider having an affair? Or do you know anyone that has?

      Nobody is desperate enough to love me anyway

    16. Dan
      ComradePigeon 16 Mar 11 via Spring

      Have you ever tried to take Paris using a tank?

      I prefer to use infantry, they're more mobile and destructive when used in conjunction with air support

    17. Dan
      ComradePigeon 5 Mar 11

      Exude beef, have anybody got any bokkle orange doof?

      Like so? http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/9881/wutf.jpg

    18. Dan
      ComradePigeon responded to AimeeClaire 1 Mar 11

      SO you're a backdoor assistant hey... ;D

      Hey, it's what I do best. ;)

    19. Dan
      ComradePigeon 10 Feb 11 via Spring

      What happened to your head? Don't mean that in a nasty way, just it's an odd shape and wondered if there was a reason or something.

      No clue whatsoever. Probably brain cancer

    20. Dan
      ComradePigeon 3 Feb 11 via Spring

      Do you have a favourite sexual position for smashing the backdoors down of that special someone?

      Nobody is that desperate or stupid :(

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