Ich werde Deine Seele dem Herrscher der Finsternis opfern!

I find it rather hard to laugh about this, since I never had a very close relationship to my dad. It reminds me of him, though, since he always beat the shit out of me when he took too many drugs. (So, in a way, he actually distracted me from my homework because of drugs.) I always tried to, you know, love him because, hey, that's what you are supposed to do, right? But it didn't work.
Haven't thought about that in a long time. I know that this picture is supposed to be funny, but it just made me cry.

... Just kidding, that stuff never happened. By the way, the picture is hilarious!

Unless Formspring doesn't shut down. Which may happen.

I don't know her Facebook profile, but I could send you nude pictures of her.

No, YOU'RE ply! Oh, that wasn't an insult. Okay.

Also: ALREADY THERE! But apparently Formspring may stay up. We'll see.

"YouReply? What, is that the new Formspring?" *visits page*
"This is the new FormSpring!" "Well, I guess this is the new Formspring."

http://youreply.net/user/Codric

NEVER!

Wait a minute... A few weeks ago you told us you wanted to leave Formspring. You decided to stay, but now Formspring is leaving? IS THIS REALLY JUST A COINCIDENCE?
Probably. But a kinda funny one.

Formspring. Maybe it's appearance will change, but it's true form will never change. It will always be there for us. :)

AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS THOUGHT. AND NOW YOU'RE LEAVING US. WHYYYYYY D:

Just read it. Damn. Since I began to be actually kind of active on Formspring (WHICH IS BECAUSE OF YOU BY THE WAY), I really started to like it. And now it's leaving me. WHY. D:
Well, we'll stay in contact through Facebook and Skype. And when I say "contact" I mean our weird "We don't chat or anything but I sometimes comment on your stuff" contact.

First rule: Don't make any cheese jokes (as long as the patient is around).

To keep my status of the guy that responses to all your questions, I'll do my best to share my thoughts about the song with you.
Well, I would, but it's blocked in Germany. Fuck you, Germany.

Nice hoodie, by the way.

Pink. Because the shirt I am wearing right now happens to be pink, and I'd be too lazy to change it.

MNWKA, indeed.
... What does it stand for?

So much Benjamin Franklins!

LET'S DO THE HARLEM SHAKE.

Seriously, though, don't do it. You're better than that. You know you don't have to do it, Nicolas. You are not a gun! You are who you choose to be!

If you don't get this reference, I have to kill you.

I had to imagine UPS like a super hero. UPSman.
"Fear not, citizen, for your computer will be there earlier than expected!"
Yay, new videos. DO THEM. THEY WERE FUNNY.

Fun Fact: "Ups" is German for "Oops".

I need a new computer too.
If I want to buy a new computer, I need to get some money.
If I want to get some money, I have to work.
If I want to work... well, that's the problem. I don't want to work.
Eh, I'll just rob a bank or something like that.

YOU SHOWED YOUR FACE ON FORMSPRING. REALITY DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. D:

What?! That's illegal! I would never do something like that, this is just terrible! Besides, I already got a website with German ROMs for that. But thanks, anyways!