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As tempting it would be to switch out with someone to take on whatever pain in the ass do gooder they are having problems with, I enjoy the fact that in all our battles people die. You've never seen Inspector Gadget have anyone die by the hands of the villian. But I will say it would be nice to have someone like Looten Plunder from Captain planet screw all sorts of shit up for the eco system and have the joes run around in toxic waste.
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What's bad is when they Karaoke, then finish each others lyrics, and then get into a fight on who is trying to be the front runner on the stage, which then ruins the night for everyone. Yes we have great health insurance. I could send you a pamplet on our rates.
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We watch venture brothers regularly and metalocalypse
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yes, of a matter of fact, we lost 15 soldiers yesterday to a joe attack. You are welcome to become enlisted to our gracious cause. Currently Cobra HQ has recruitment offices in Compton, Dallas, Atlanta, New York, and Kansas. By joining you get 401K great health care coverage, and xmas bonuses.
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this is probably the most glorious thing I've ever seen besides the baroness nude. If I were in Brooklyn, I would participate in this event. Seriously kutos to whoever came up with this. You have made the commanders day.
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All 3 of us have our own private quarters. Destro tried to share a room with the baroness but he snores and she frowned at that idea. My room is 1400 square feet. The only people who share a room are Tomax and Xomat who have a room with bunk beds.
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The baroness is single. Destro likes to believe that she's his girlfriend, but she knows how to have a good time if you know what I mean. And she goes, oh yes, she goes...
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I prefer commando. I am a commander of an army, we like to let it all go free.
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IS it that little wedding chapel on gordon street? I once knew a girl on gordon street. Those were the days.
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I dont know what the holy hell this means. Let me ask you this, are you a moron or are you just mentally challenged? The Commander doesn't compute.
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Yea, the Joes are too concerned with looking "homosexual" While we at Cobra HQ have our few odd ducks like Dr. Mindbender and some of the Dreadnoks, we at least don't run around in sailor hats or run around with exposed chest gayifying the battlefield.
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Mighty Putty. We're going to start using it to place our c4 charges. This will make our expensive missions more cost effective, not to mention the toxin that mighty putty gives off will weaken the joes to our bidding.
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as long as you don't wear that stupid Greasy Sax Man suit that Destro wears, yea, I'm looking for a replacement.
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I am a supporter of people who drink tea, have a giant clock, and Oliver Twist. One day, I will take over the Queen's spot, once we figure out how to drive on the wrong side of the road.
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fucking awful. There are so many good actors out there that could have played me. I mean, seriously, Alan Rickter, ya know the guy from Die Hard, that would have been my pick. That or Carl Weathers.
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Lee Majors, founder of Lee's Famous Recipe Chicken would probably cost around 18.5 million dollars, considering the increase of stock in his bionic parts.
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well as long as you know who I am, know my triumphs as a commander, then you're cool in my book k:) Hope that helps you feel more accomplished rather than defeated. But just remember, the Commander can be a total dick cause I am a super villian you know.
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COLTS. I'm happy the saints made the superbowl finally, but everyone here at the base love the Saints for some reason. I think its because they believe if the saints win all the women in the stadium will take their tops off for beads.
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Cobra Commander’s Bio
Leader of the Cobra Forces. I Fight the GI Joes on a daily basis.
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