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    1. Clove Hardwood

      Well, I can only hope that if you met me you'd find that you're right. I like to believe that about myself, but I think that's in the eye of the beholder.

    2. Clove Hardwood

      So that's one request for more of the same. :) Glad to hear what I'm doing is working for you.

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      When I was a teenager, like most teenagers, I was very experimental. I tried many ways to get myself off or experiment with my newly-hormonal body. Since I had no partner to suck my cock, like probably the majority of guys that age (whether or not they admit it), I tried to suck my own. But unlike the majority I was persistent enough to pull it off.

      Obviously when you manage to figure out how to get your own cock into your mouth, you're not going to just stop there. I started getting myself off into my mouth basically as soon as I was able to get the opening of my cock fully surrounded by my lips, and well into the stages where I could leave teeth marks halfway down the shaft. And from the first to the last I swallowed every drop.

      For one thing, why not? For another, no evidence left behind in the form of used tissues in the wastebasket to be found by a prying parent. Also, easy solution when I was out of tissues. And finally, because I could. I learned immediately that it didn't taste bad, contrary to all the common claims, and it ensured I could laugh with confidence at any girl who ever tried to claim it was so bad that I could never swallow it. I could, I did, it was fine, and it didn't bother me.

      That said, I haven't done it in a long time. I've gained just enough of a belly in my late 20s that it's much, much trickier than it once was and approaches dangerous. And I have a plentiful supply of tissues and nobody to judge me. And occasionally a girl who will swallow for me, which is much more entertaining anyway. But I'm not afraid of it, and on rare occasions I consider doing it again just for the freak factor of it. But I think I need to work out a bit more before I take that remotely seriously.

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      Glad you like it. It's always nice for me to see that there are people out there who get something truly positive about this, beyond the assumed, "I liek pron" attitude. I take it seriously, it matters to me, and I like that others do, too. Happy to hear you started your own. Share the link and I'll check it out or promote it.

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      How have you failed me? Let me count the ways...

      1. You didn't ask a question.
      2. You didn't bother to leave your name or a link to said page.
      3. You gave me an unpunctuated, uncapitalized demand instead of a request. I don't follow demands.
      4. I follow people because they're interesting, funny, entertaining, sexy, or share good porn. Not because they ignore the point of Formspring and demand I follow them while simultaneously failing to provide me a way to do so.

      Try again. Or not.

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      No. Gave them all up when I became rational. I still play with the stupid societal standards like knocking on wood, or saying Gezundheit when someone sneezes (dropped "Bless You" a long time ago), but mostly because they're expected or fun, not because I believe they hold any meaning.

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      Hello! Happy to hear from an international reader. I'll do my best to understand and respond to your questions.

      I find that, as with many things, religion is possibly the single most harmful force against sex. It adds on a lot of unnecessary baggage and stress and guilt and shame, and puts a lot of unnecessary limitations on it. It makes a fun, beautiful act something dirty and wrong, and forces people to hide it from one another. I have a hard time thinking of anything else that could be blamed for the awful place in society that sex takes, and it really bothers me. I can only imagine how much more openly and freely sexual I could be without that influence.

      As for health and sex, I find sex to be an extremely healthy activity overall. It's fantastic exercise, and it's an important part of mental health, bonding, and life. Obviously there are concerns about STDs, but with knowledge and safety they can be prevented.

      As for the best and worst of sex, I'm not really sure what you mean. If you're asking me what the best and worst things about sex are, though, I'd say the intense connection you can have with a person and physical and emotional high you can reach beyond virtually any other activity would be the best, and the worst would be all that guilt and shame I mentioned earlier.

      Anyway, thanks for reading!

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      I'm not sure how much detail my partner would be into me sharing. I might chat with her and see if she'd be willing for me to put up more, or write it out as a true story. But highlights would include me being the dom to her sub (first time for me) for the weekend, allowing me to fuck her mouth, throat, and pussy senseless and at my will. Spanking (of ass and pussy), biting, choking, and gagging (on my cock) were all accounted for in the fun, along with 69 (my favorite). I got off four times over the weekend, but lost count of hers pretty quickly. She swallows like an angel (I assume they would swallow), and tongue-fucking her pussy while I face-fucked her in a 69 position was my personal favorite, burying my face into her as I buried my cum-pulsing cock in her throat.

      She's very cute. A little shorter than I am, semi-short blonde hair, and a face that, like mine, would make you assume she's more innocent behind closed doors than is reality. She was especially cute when I looked down to see her mascara running down her cheeks as she choked on my cock which had fully disappeared down her throat after a little force. She's also smart and fun to talk to, which for me are actually relevant to how good the sex is.

      Overall, great weekend, and I hope we can repeat it, only with new plans. It's a crime that I never rammed my cock in her ass this weekend, and I think that needs to be corrected for next time.

      [as an aside, you may notice a different attitude and style from me in this response. It's all about context. This is a partner who got off on being dominated, forced, overpowered, and controlled, and that got ME off, and I'm reflecting that here as I recount it. I've always most enjoyed putting my partner's pleasure first, which usually involves a completely different attitude than what you see here. But in this case it was forcefully taking what I wanted that got her off, so I adjusted and had a blast doing it. Don't assume this implies a change for me or how I write. It's all part of the same spectrum and focus.]

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      Sorry, I was busy getting laid this weekend. I'll post more pics soon now that I don't have a real life pussy and mouth to entertain my cock, at least for a while.

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      It's not often you get to turn a situation like that into an advantage, but it sounds like you have.

      Realistically, I would imagine girls would lean more toward liking it than freaking, but with a few caveats. Contrary to popular belief, women don't ALWAYS want sex to last longer. Some women fake orgasms merely in an attempt to convince the guy they're done so he'll finish already. Women go dry from sex going on too long. They get tired. There are plenty of cases where sex continuing is NOT a good thing. That said, I still think on average women would rather their partner not be the only one to dictate when sex is done, especially if he finishes by accident and especially if he finishes when she hadn't cum but knew she could.

      Overall, I'd say this is a positive so long as you're able to properly judge your partner's needs. Don't look at it as a competition to get off as many times as possible, just look at it as an extension on the fun, and see what she's doing. Is she multi-orgasmic and on board for the same? Great, fuck until you're both exhausted. Is she one and done? Then use your new talent to be a little less worried about holding back for her orgasm and be able to reassure her that you're in it 'til she's satisfied, no matter how many shots you put into her. The middle ground is where you have to see what she wants, and make sure she knows she can be honest with you and tell you she's worn out. As long as you can be happy with how every many orgasms you already got, then everybody should be fine.

      But from my perspective, congrats! I'm pretty sure I envy you. Getting only one, and having to work hard to stave it off to prolong sex is sometimes rough. It would be nice to be able to relax, cum, and keep enjoying things.

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      Is this from the same person who can't seem to grasp that I'm a man, and straight?

      I don't have any preference for small dicks over big ones, since I tend to interact with neither. I use my own regularly, which is average, but that's it. If I had to interact with another dick, I suppose I'd prefer it be small depending on what I had to do with it, for obvious reasons. But it's not in my current plans.

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      It's not a matter of disrespect, but rarely when it comes to purely photography do I find myself turned on by women in those categories.

      In real life, or in conversations, I've certainly met women who might fit those descriptions who I found exceptionally sexy, but what turns me on about them isn't portrayed in random pornographic photos I find online.

      I've written posts before that explain my various attitudes on "perfection," or at least my personal taste in what I like, and how it differs between different mediums (photos, videos, strippers, real-life sex partners). Photos are a purely visual medium, and rarely lend themselves to telling you anything about the person's personality, intelligence, attitude, or thought process. Nor do they usually tell you anything about their sexual skills or movement. So each step up that ladder can reduce the importance of some aspects of what's portrayed while replacing it with another. When all you've got is a static image it's easier to pick apart the "flaws" (which are highly subjective) and be a lot pickier about what you're turned on by. In a video you gain voice, attitude, and movement, and I've found many "bigger" women with bodies that I might have skipped over in a still photograph turn out to be far sexier than said stills of women with bodies that better fit my taste. Take it a notch further and put them in front of me, allow me to interact with them, and even more details change.

      But tl;dr version: Still photos of BBW/"supersized" women usually aren't personally my taste, and my blog reflects primarily my own turn-ons.

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      No. I've had some fun in a theater, but neither of us climaxed. I hope to change that some day.

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I'm a 20-something MALE sex enthusiast who loves to talk about sexuality, porn, relationships, and everything surrounding them. I'm blunt, honest, and realistic.

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