Thank you very much, David! You were on that bus too??

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill

Your mom.

I think a sentient, carnivorous cow is the only one who ever could.

Pretty shitty. I've just grown accustomed to feeling constant pain. Mental block, try to ignore. It got enough better that driving wasn't as much of a chore, but I'm having a lot of second thoughts about changing to hardwood floors, as cool as they may look.

haha thought i'd fall for that one, eh?

There are people who haven't?

In the nightmares of parents I am. In the real world, I think they'd end up bloody.

rule.

That's a really hard one! My friend Matthew really saved my ass by helping me un-total my car for a mere $200 in parts, saving me from having to buy a new car, and causing me to end up with $2800 insurance money profit. That was pretty cool. I don't really receive a lot of favors from people..

no clue.. my awesome eyebrows

losing Carolyn in the Atlanta airport

TALKER!

Nicole Kidman... as she appeared in Practical Magic, not as she looks today.

Nope! Took 5 yrs of spanish (1, 2, 2, 3, & 4 hehe), can usually understand it *enough* when I read it. Can read cyrillic russian phonetically, tho I'm getting rusty. I write in runes... useful for extra security when putting a password on a post-it. Also, goodbye notes your last day of work (took my coworkers weeks hahaha). [EDITED ANSWER: I repeated Spanish 2, not 4.]

I thought that was you, Mr. Jones.

I don't recall that, but maybe that's because I can't tell who you are by your username, since I know many Kevins.

None of the above, I hate what Apple has become and woudln't use any of their products unless someone gave me one for free. I don't even have a cell phone, PDA, or mp3 player. I dislike portables. Too many mouths to feed.

My last job (I don't name employers in my cyberlife).... which was 3+ yrs ago. Gotta go back soon. Shitty time to gotta do so!

Farts. Mighty Mouse sucks.