We're the rap duo that could never be!

... I'd like to think it's because I'm interesting. :(

Check bit.ly/sexmachete! Also @SexMacheteZe is the Twitter account with all of that info.

I hope not. But probably.

I'm not running a boarding house for lost survivors. Strandeds can band together on their own. That shift in dynamic is unwelcome. Guns are part of the plan, but I currently own none.

I'LL MAKE ROOM. There's a waiting list. Pretty goddamn exclusive.

I don't follow a lot of people. Gimme a reason to!

Do you have a few hours? Because my zombie plans for Washington have evolved quite a bit in just the past two months.

Hmmm. I've been to a ton of really good concerts, but by far the best performance I've seen was the traveling cast of Aida (the Rice/John Aida, not the proper opera) at Artpark in Lewiston a few years ago. Fucking incredible.

I used to write a lot. I miss it. Been lacking creativity lately. It's frustrating.

Eladrin Avenger/Invoker

That's me!

I think I kind of lost that privilege when I started wearing my geekdom on my body. I'm an open book. Even about my newfound D&D playing.

I watch documentaries on prostitutes a lot for some reason. Thai Ladyboys are interesting as fuuuuuuck.

This is a long list, I name everything. My current computer is Geddy, though.

Church from Caboose's head in Season 2.

Church, Leonard, Grif, Tucker, Simmons.

No. Thank you.

What is WRONG with your brain?!

Because guess what? You won't be feeling my lips on your nasty-looking caterpillar wang. No sir.