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      Firing range. I want to be executed blindfolded with a cigarette dangling from my lips while I'm flipping everyone the bird like the socialist bastard that I am.

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      Fuck, I want in on any chance to get completely trashed with ANY OBer. I have pretty good drunk control.

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      I gave someone an XBox 360, once. $200. I've also given someone a diamond pendent necklace. $600. Nowadays, I usually give lots of little gifts over time. Usually stuff that reminds me of them when I'm out.

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      Bottom half, because I'd rather be a sexy mer-man situation rather than a weird fish-head scenario.

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      Did I answer this before?

      Yup. I totally answered this before. My response was along the lines of "confidence, poise, class, and--oh yes-- sexy white women." That'd be my current "type" if I had one. Though I don't discriminate.

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      I wish so badly that I could answer this question with a "Yes." Honestly, though, my taste in clothes isn't necessarily what I wear day to day. If my wardrobe reflected my personal aesthetic, I'd wear only Italian-tailored suits and hand-made Italian leather shoes.

      I personally look for quality in everything I own. I prefer classic, mature looks. I like to emphasize form with exquisite simplicity. I'm not really into flashy or showy. I don't wear jewelry and I don't ever yell. I prefer craftsmanship and quality over labels and whatnot.

      But, alas, I'm just a poor college student. I don't struggle to get by, but I can't afford the things I want. One day, though. One day.

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      My favorite childhood memory is of summers in Portland OR. One year when I was about 8 or 9, we discovered the woods behind our suburban neighborhood. Using wood we stole from new developments and construction, nails torn from fences, and hammers from our fathers' garages, my friends and I built a series of forts and defensive structures over a square mile of untouched forest. As we hammered and sawed through the days, interrupted only by running to our homes for lunch and back, we devised defensive positions, artillery, weapons of war. Gathering nuts and slingshots between forts, we stockpiled ammo and weapons for weeks. Finally, the construction was completed, and we began our war.

      I don't exactly remember the rules that summer. I have faint inklings of espionage, battle, infiltration and reconnaissance. For months we played with nerf guns or water pistols or whatever else we could get our hands on, taking and retaking entire districts and regions amongst the trees.


      I returned to that little corner of Portland a few years back. Where once sat a still forest is now concrete and aluminum siding. Where there were 15 to 20 neighborhood kids shrieking and hollaring is now vans and driveways. Those are my fondest memories.

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      One of my current favorite characters thus far is House Lannister's Tyrion. A sharp-witted dwarf with an affinity for beautiful whores? Yes, please, and thank you!

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      Books
      -Max Brooks
      -GRR Martin
      -JRR Tolkien

      Movies
      -Four Rooms
      -Yamakazi
      -Shall We Dance? (Japanese version, though J-Lo's booty looks awesome in the remake.)

      Telly
      -Dexter Season 1
      -The IT Crowd
      -Firefly

      Bands
      -Journey (The new singer, Arnell Pineda is AMAZING!)
      -Michael Buble
      -I've been waiting all my adult life to see MJ live in concert. RIP, man in my mirror.

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      Dude, I want nothing more than to play some Horus Heresy with you. Giant-box Fantasy Flight 40K game? Yes please! I can't imagine many people who would play with me, much less enjoy it as much as I would!

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      The most important trait I look for in a person that I associate with is honesty. If I I feel like I'm being lied to or deceived, I walk away and don't look back. Life is too short to spend any of it being dishonest.

      In a long-term romantic prospect, the trait I appreciate the most is ability to communicate feelings. I'm not a mind reader, as intuitive as I like to believe I am.

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      Travel the fucking world. If I can afford it, I'd fly to new places, and see things that I haven't seen before. Sleep in hostels and visit castles, villages, and beautiful natural scenes.

      One week isn't really that much, however. College kids get that every spring, and most jobs give it to you twice over.

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      I can't think of a specific person I despise. However, characteristics that I hate include cynicism, ignorance, selfishness, and those who don't like to read. WTF.

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      Oh god, I'm the worst person to ask. My repertoire is not very impressive at all.

      1. Good, slow-cooked BBQ is always impressive.
      2. Pho. As a dish, it's ethnic, intricate, and tastes amazing.
      3. Rice. Every culture eats rice. A majority of the world population has it every day. I cry when white people prepare it poorly.

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      I'm quite fast at healing. Also, I'm a quick learner involving anything dexterous. When I deployed I brought a beautiful butterfly knife with me, and I used to make it "dance" pretty well. I wish it wasn't stolen from me.

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      Oh god. There's nothing that people in this world eat that I would not try twice.

      The weirdest thing I've eaten, at least according to you white people, is partially developed duck eggs. It's called balut in the Philippines, and is left to develop for 17 days. The Vietnamese call it hột vịt lộn, and since we're hardcore we let it develop for 19-21 days, at least until the tiny embryo bones start to form.

      It actually quite tasty.

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      I've been hospitalized for a shattered elbow when I was very young. They stuck a couple of pins through it, but it's perfect now.

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