I'm ChrrriiiiSs HAaansEen...

BRO. NOT GOOGLE. NOT GOOGLE BRO.

I like it on a cold day.

I'm not your google, bro.

Are you now or have you ever been?

I wouldn't know for shit, sadly. I've kinda decided to sit out this console generation save for eventually getting a Wii because I haven't owned a Nintendo console since the N64 and I want to catch up on all the Gamecube games that have stood the test of time. I have weird gaming habits.

I have a very hard time believing that to be the case unless you're using your hands to manipulate and move your penis, but that would be much less impressive, now wouldn't it?

Ghosts are kind of whatever. I'd say fuck them and their paranormal activity, but its not ghosts in those movies, its a demon.

Aliens are awesome, but they gotta be loyal to His Celestial Majesty, God-Emperor Lord Xenu.

Sasquatch is cool! I went through a big Sasquatch-phase in elementary school, very weird retro-70s of me in a sense. Sasquatches figure prominently in some of my favorite comic books, no joke.

The homeless? Well to be honest, I really don't know, My politics aren't quite yet there in terms of addressing that issue, so I don't know yet.

No, I like it like this.

I don't know! I could really go for a sandwich right now though.

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I am! I like to wait for several questions to pile up and then answer them all at once.

Oh but I can! Oh but I will!

I don't run that part of the internet.

I'm typing this answer to tell you your question is right.

No!

Entendre!

Me too! Natural ones though.

Nah man, I like curvy girls generally because I think they're sexier, but petite ladies I find cuter. Adjectives and sexuality are interesting!

No.

What the fuck does "alternative people" mean anyway? Like as in Alternative Rock? I still can't fucking understand for shit how you define that genre of music. I guess I wasn't old enough in the 90s to really absorb the je no se qua of that particular zeitgeist.