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I'm on Facebook. If you count dating sites, I'm also on okcupid. Good fucking luck finding me on either.
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Both but I'm not a total expert by any means
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Nope, though some idiot put Married on his Facebook profile as a joke.
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Pedophilia and anything related. Infantilism and age play are fine with consenting adults but there are psychological lines not to cross.
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I could give a snarky answer. Real answer is that they avoid confrontation. Lies, marching bands, act of God, whatever they could use to avoid confrontation, they'll use them.
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What's tm****here supposed to mean?
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Everything. Patsy Cline, one Portishead that transports me to bliss, Etta James, Shivaree, Otis Redding, Wolfmother, Major Lazer, Santigold, Jodeci, etc. EV-ER-Y-THING.
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Kill Bill 2; Kill Bill 1; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; True Romance (screenplay); Inglorious Bastards; Death Proof. Didn't see Jackie Brown.
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Wow, how very Our Town of you.
First day that came to mind was this date with a special guy at his house. I vowed to stay celibate so nothing came of our three hours of making out and dry humping (other than blue genitals). Not only did I regret not sleeping with him as Clue The Movie played in the background, I wished I slept over in his gigantic bed because I knew he was going to be a generous lover.
Second choice would probably be my prom. Amazing night with friends and I don't know if any adult rite of passage comes close to the exhilaration and poignancy. -
Wow, how very Our Town of you.
First day that came to mind was this date with a special guy at his house. I vowed to stay celibate so nothing came of our three hours of making out and dry humping (other than blue genitals). Not only did I regret not sleeping with him as Clue The Movie played in the background, I wished I slept over in his gigantic bed because I knew he was going to be a generous lover.
Second choice would probably be my prom. Amazing night with friends and I don't know if any adult rite of passage comes close to the exhilaration and poignancy. -
On the sexy side: samurais. Badass debate: clearly ninjas. Sexy badass: Ninja Assassin!
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Jury's still out on that one. In my vanilla past, I believed in it like the romantic I was. Problem is, with one exception, I couldn't combine fidelity with monogamy (and I'm talking about emotional as well as physical fidelity).
In practice, monogamy is hard to maintain for me. In theory, I want that one true love for the rest of my life. What's the solution, then? One love, many concubines? I'll let you know how it goes. -
Room for watching online porn, beating off, or punching a body bag... otherwise known as the Stress Release Room. Fuck office yoga.
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In this heat, my legs feel constricted. Who wants crotch sweat stains either?
I'm also newly appreciative of my legs since I thought they were too thick for most of my life. Self-esteem is my long-lost lover returned home so I'm all about dresses and skirts. -
Fly. If you need to escape awkward situations, easier to fly than look for a body of water to dive into. Oh, and for the sheer novelty of trying to have sex in the air (underwater's been done to death).
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Spaced, hands down. Simon Pegg & Co. were hi-fucking-larious.
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Sadly, only to the Pacific Islands. Wish I could say Siberia.
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Ma Cherie’s Bio
Likes: Italian soda, dark chocolate, corsets
Dislikes: Hypocrites, zealots, pants

