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    1. Ma Cherie

      I'm on Facebook. If you count dating sites, I'm also on okcupid. Good fucking luck finding me on either.

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      Pedophilia and anything related. Infantilism and age play are fine with consenting adults but there are psychological lines not to cross.

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      I could give a snarky answer. Real answer is that they avoid confrontation. Lies, marching bands, act of God, whatever they could use to avoid confrontation, they'll use them.

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      Everything. Patsy Cline, one Portishead that transports me to bliss, Etta James, Shivaree, Otis Redding, Wolfmother, Major Lazer, Santigold, Jodeci, etc. EV-ER-Y-THING.

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      Kill Bill 2; Kill Bill 1; Pulp Fiction; Reservoir Dogs; True Romance (screenplay); Inglorious Bastards; Death Proof. Didn't see Jackie Brown.

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      Wow, how very Our Town of you.

      First day that came to mind was this date with a special guy at his house. I vowed to stay celibate so nothing came of our three hours of making out and dry humping (other than blue genitals). Not only did I regret not sleeping with him as Clue The Movie played in the background, I wished I slept over in his gigantic bed because I knew he was going to be a generous lover.

      Second choice would probably be my prom. Amazing night with friends and I don't know if any adult rite of passage comes close to the exhilaration and poignancy.

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      Wow, how very Our Town of you.

      First day that came to mind was this date with a special guy at his house. I vowed to stay celibate so nothing came of our three hours of making out and dry humping (other than blue genitals). Not only did I regret not sleeping with him as Clue The Movie played in the background, I wished I slept over in his gigantic bed because I knew he was going to be a generous lover.

      Second choice would probably be my prom. Amazing night with friends and I don't know if any adult rite of passage comes close to the exhilaration and poignancy.

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      On the sexy side: samurais. Badass debate: clearly ninjas. Sexy badass: Ninja Assassin!

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      Jury's still out on that one. In my vanilla past, I believed in it like the romantic I was. Problem is, with one exception, I couldn't combine fidelity with monogamy (and I'm talking about emotional as well as physical fidelity).

      In practice, monogamy is hard to maintain for me. In theory, I want that one true love for the rest of my life. What's the solution, then? One love, many concubines? I'll let you know how it goes.

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      Room for watching online porn, beating off, or punching a body bag... otherwise known as the Stress Release Room. Fuck office yoga.

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      In this heat, my legs feel constricted. Who wants crotch sweat stains either?

      I'm also newly appreciative of my legs since I thought they were too thick for most of my life. Self-esteem is my long-lost lover returned home so I'm all about dresses and skirts.

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      Fly. If you need to escape awkward situations, easier to fly than look for a body of water to dive into. Oh, and for the sheer novelty of trying to have sex in the air (underwater's been done to death).

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