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Those early-2000s promo vans for rap albums that had the artists' faces plastered over the entire thing. Otherwise, the 1989 Buick Century has been a running gag with my friends and I ever since seeing 'Orgazmo' in 8th grade.
I never went through the whole "cars" phase that teenage boys go through, I was too busy going to record stores. Come to think of it, my favorite car is the one from the 2 Live Crew Pen & Pixel cover - http://www.discogs.com/viewimages?release=593609 -
I have no issue with that. Well, if it's milk anyway. Soup broth is still to be eaten with the spoon, but that doesn't irk me really.
The thing with plate licking is not only how feral and unsanitary it is, but how unpleasing it is to two senses at once. There's the look of someone who seems to have given up on their own humanity* as well as the sound of of the slurping. To hear a person resigned to a suction vortex for what - getting that last drop of sauce on to your tongue, is infinitely depressing and angering.
With bowls, someone's pouring something into their mouth, totally different from lapping a surface like a dog. And don't get drinking the milk confused with slurping. Slurping is disgusting, but people who do this tend to slurp the soda out of a can so they're just walking time bombs of irritation and I'm pretty sure everything they do is awful in some way.
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Scarface, RA the Rugged Man, Phaoahe Monch, Outkast (both members, come on now), Despot and E-40.
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Well, honestly, people should listen to what they like if it makes them happy. I would hate to be some taste-mongering music czar* and don't really like to force my opinions on people. I'm all for discussions, but I would never try to bring an emotion like hate out of someone.
That being said, in the idea of sharing ideas and music, I would point them in the direction of those artists best work as a point of discussion to show where I'm coming from. As much as I loathe his past decade of output, Common's "Resurrection" is a Top-25 rap album for me. Kweli had somewhat of a spark on that first Reflection Eternal single. Little Brother have a dope live show. But really, there's just so many artists who I feel do what they're trying to do better than them.
In short, I'd try to expand their horizons and free their minds. The rest will follow.
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No, I'm good thanks.
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Well yeah, but how rarely do those parties happen?
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Mostly because it drives the ladies at K-Mart wild and you're jealous.
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Like next weekend? Weekend after? Verrry soooon. Brothers gon' work it out.
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I really don't consider myself a Fidel Sarcastro as much as an absurd stoic, but I'm going to go ahead and say being lectured by needy-people is always a day brightener.
SERIOUS - I heard the first rough version of a song I did with a hot producer yet to be named and it's one of the best things I've ever done. You'll hear it soon enough. -
I think this largely has to do with his films being docudramas about his life, so the small screen isn't necessary.
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"I wood chuck" sounds like a direct-to-video sequel/prequel/reboot to "I, Robot," so I'mma say seven.
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New England. Far and away. Manhattan clam chowderv(or chowdaaaaa) is inedible.
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Tricks. Oh, and candy corn.
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I thought the average was every seven years. Either way, sex cells.
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Get me a steady writing gig and I'll rap for you or talk your ear off about Jean Claude Van Damme. Those are my two specialty skills.
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Chaz Kangas’s Bio
Rapper, writer, really awesome.

