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You asking me this question.
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My dad is retired! My mom does odd jobs.
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Who says I've committed any?
I plead the fifth. -
If I had to spell it out then it wouldn't woo me. I think that the notion of "getting me a thing" is probably thinking too narrow, anyhow.
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hahhahahahhahahha <3
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Probably my friend Ian. He's known me forever, and he's pretty funny.
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Wait.... why are you shocked?
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There are so many good ones, do I really have to choose?
Right now, most of my decor is spray painted black or 'tide pool' ... but I wouldn't say either was better than the others. -
Miranda July... maybe.
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I'll only lie to you when it's important.
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It's Christmas Eve, I haven't gotten anything.
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I already have a wrestling name. It is The Boons. I really don't know any moves though.
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"Every relationship you'll ever be in will fail.... until one doesn't." - Dan Savage

