They don't normally get the pronunciation wrong, just the spelling. I've seen, Chrystal, Krystal, Kristal, Kristell, Christal, and so forth. I'm always like, "Ya know... if I didn't know how to spell a girl's name and I knew it was pronounced "Crystal", I would at least spell it like the regular noun since, that unlike the others, is a word.

I would own an arcade bar.

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It depends. Sometimes, they're just that horny, other times, it's out of malice. While I know it would be difficult to forgive, I find it would probably be slightly easier to forgive if my partner was simply horny. It's indicative that they still love me, I just wasn't around to give them my lovin'. I know it would inflict jealousy and distrust because seriously!? You COULDN'T wait for me? Then I would have them and myself tested. If their partner got pregnant (since I'm in a hetero relationship) then there would be no way I could forgive it, no matter the reasoning.

Nope.

Get tested.

Well... I noticed it in my time of being a kid too, but basically, kids are mean to each other. Jesus Christ, nothing is worth injuring a fellow student. They're all so quick to sadism.

Don't have kids and don't sleep with anyone new.

For the simple attraction to the round shape. A bigger circle is more round than a smaller circle so... apply to 3D objects.

Hey if they want the little bastards I say, "Why stop 'em!?"

Getting bored. Not only is it offensive to the partner, but I mean... being bored sucks.

Premature ejaculation doesn't mean he's done... it just means some spooge trickled out in the middle. Don't react... it doesn't mean anything.

Sex r feel gud.

Show children photos of chlymidia when they're still in Elementary school. Nothing's more effective than a permanent emotional scar.

I legit read this as, "Do you like the cock?".

To answer Formspring, I do! But I'm terrible at it! I burn everything.

Circle? It's more of a dot.

Baby don't hurt me...

Because everything about them annoys me.

Four months a year.