Ewwwwwww.......(gags)

I try not to. And when I do, it involves a hacksaw...

I'd have to be exceedingly drunk, and then I kill Evanescence's "Everybody's Fool".

Only the nightmares.

I have suffered a massive amount of job related injuries

My great grandfather, Jake Mallard

Horror, or psychological thriller.

American Horror Story. Best. Show. EVER

I'll listen when it benefits me.

Deviantart

Chocolate moose

Keleen Vanderchill. Literally. Her blood is frozen

Wow...Do they give Eggman ANY sort of IQ test before signing them up, or is it like the World War 2 draft? "Hey, you look able bodied, whose cares if you're a moron, go fight for our cause!"

To eradicate the unsavory items left over from my past...

Most likely a restraurant if one is trying to get to know the person. But if it's a blind date you already KNOW is going to be a disaster, save yourself the migraine and go see a movie you like. At least you'll get something out of wasting your time.

An hour or so. I'm very tidy.

2102?? I don't think I'll be alive by then...so, hopefully a nice coffin and a decent amount of money spent on bodily preservation???

My idea of fun involves big game hunting...I'll give you boys a fifteen minute head start...

Nothign but calories and multi-processed ...words I can't say on here.

OOC: Celeste Mallard, fan character. I have my bios up on Malicia's page, or..well, she may not have them up yet but I was going to post them on Deviantart.