The Great Gatsby. It's iconic and it's in-your-face and it is a face and I love it.

DEADLOCK by Charlain Harris!

I live in Louisville, KY. Yes, yes, and yes.

The turtles. Definitely the turtles.

That's THE FUNNIEST joke I've heard all year.

You must be joking.

"Get those turtles out of the kitchen!" And "WHY DID UPS JUST DELIVER 50 PACKAGES? WHY ARE THERE RANDOM BARNES AND NOBLE CHARGES ON THE CREDIT CARD?"

Awful. WANNA HIRE ME?

I believe in UNEARTHLY by Cynthia Hand.

Do YOU like babies?

Death threats in query letters.

When the fuck am I going to win the lottery?

Yes.

I don't know. Last year brought a lot of new changes, some of them good and some of them not. I don't know.

YA/MG.

To @mistyprovencher, yes.

Okay. So here's the deal.

I am an awful driver. I can't even pull out of the driveway without nearly killing myself/crashing into the house/tipping the car upside-down.

So I ride the bus to school, ride home from school with one of my friends, and then everywhere else I just make my mom drive me.

...is this a serious question?

Gertrude Stein.

Why, the kind with cheetah print sheets and black satin pillows.